Funny Jokes!

Have you ever...

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Have you ever sat on a chair/bench and broke it?

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Omg, one time I was sitting on a picnic table at my school, and I didn't know that the bench part had a HUGE crack in it, so when I sat down on it, it snapped. I fell on my butt on the concrete. Everyone laughed. End of story, bye bye, see you later.

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Have you ever broken something at somebody else's house?

Have you ever broken a body part by doing something stupid?

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Ok, so we have a pony, and her name is Fancy, and one day, I wanted to ride her, so I climbed the fence beside her, and jumped on her back. Bad idea. She started running down the hill, and eventually bucked me off, and I broke my left arm. I had to have a sling for 6 weeks. I landed on my elbow, so it pushed the bone up towards my shoulder, where my growth plate is, and the doctor said if it had gone an inch farther, it would have hit my growth plate, and my arm would have stopped growing. I got my sling off on Valentines Day.

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Have you ever been knocked down by someone smaller than you?

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One time, when we had break, we were playing Freeze Tag, and when the person who was 'IT' started counting, everybody ran away. I wasn't paying attention, because I was tying my shoe, and suddenly out of nowhere, a STAMPEDE of YOUNG CHILDREN comes FLYING. Naturally, I was caught off guard, and an eight year old girl named Clara tramples me to the ground, and I destroyed my elbow, arms, and hands on the concrete. Everything healed except for my elbow, which was turning black. It got infected, but then FINALLY it healed. I still have a scar, that is strangely shaped like Africa.

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Have you ever been pushed out of bed so hard that you started to bleed?

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When I was little, my younger brother used to sleep in our beds with us because he was afraid to sleep in his bed alone. One night we were fighting, so he pushed me out of bed, and my earlobe caught the corner of our bed side table, and tore my earlobe. It started to bleed, but not very much. It healed.

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