Chapter 1

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“You ready for this?” Ashton grinned, crouching down beside me.

 “More than you’ll ever be.” I assured him smirking.

 Ashton and I were hiding behind a random car in the middle of the night at his ex girlfriend, Trixie's house. Her name alone makes me cringe.

“On three.” I said pulling back my arm ready to throw. “One. Two. Three!”

We threw eggs at her new car that she just got a few weeks back for her seventeenth birthday. Egg yolk covered the windows and dripped onto the pavement. Ashton threw the last egg, setting off the car alarm.

“Shit!” We said in unison. We quickly ran towards the woods laughing.

 “She’s gonna freak out when she sees her car!” I huffed running through the woods towards my house.

Ashton and I were panting when we reached my backyard, our breaths noticeable due to the cold weather. As we were walking towards the ladder to my bedroom window we heard a high pitch scream informing us Trixie had seen her car. We died laughing then high fived each other before heading up the ladder into my room one at a time.

“Man I wish I could have seen her face!” Ashton laughed spreading out on my bed. A bead of sweat ran down under his sandy curly hair.

“Me too, I would do anything to see it!” I giggled lying beside him.

“Oooo anything!” he wiggled his eyebrows.

“Pervert!” I threw the pillow at his face.

“Ow you meanie.” Ashton pouted.

 I picked up the pillow covering his face to hush him, “Shhhh it’s gonna be okay, It will all be over soon!” Ashton freed himself from the pillow and knocked me down tickling me.

“Ash stop!” I laughed gasping for air. He released me letting out a deep chuckle then walked over towards the window.

“I better head home, good night Andrea the strangler.” Ashton yawned while starting to climb down the ladder. As I stumbled out of the bed I reached the window sticking my head out, “Good night Ashton the perv!” I called down to him, then laid back down for sleep.

  

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Walking into first period with a smirk on my face I slid into my seat beside Ashton. Trixie is also in this class. This is going to be an interesting day.

He turned to me with a nervous look, “Do you think she’s going to hurt me?” He asked playing with his fingers.

“Well you never know, but just think of what she did to you. You didn’t deserve that. Trixie is a bitch and she had it coming.” I assured him. I looked towards the door and watched Trixie angrily storm up to Ashton slamming her hand on his desk with clenched teeth.

“I know you did it Irwin!” She hissed.

“Did what?” Ashton asked trying to act like he had no idea what was going on.

 “You know what! Covered my new Lexus in eggs!” Trixie kept her glare on him sneering.

 “Maybe I did maybe I didn’t. Either way you deserve it.” He shot back holding his gaze. People started to pay attention and listen close to their conversation. I would tell them to mind their own business but that would make me a hypocrite since I’m in the argument as well.

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