Final Fast Food Fighter: Colonel Sanders versus Dark Lord Ronald

Chapter 6

Colonel shot upwards like a rocket, flying into the sky far above the Dark Lord. "JUMBO HENSHIN!" proclaimed the Colonel, as he ballooned to gargantuan size. Ronald raised his blade, trying to defend himself from his approaching foe. The Colonel brung his own blade up swiftly, clashing with the Dark Lord's sword. The sound of blades clashing together echoed throughout the village. The future of the villagers depended on this final showdown. The Dark Lord swung his sword towards the Colonel, who in turn blocked it with his own sword. Ronald leaned in and laughed. "I can't believe that you thought your pathetic father was the one telling you to eat those food items!" "So it was you?" the Colonel said in astonishment. "Well of course!" the clown spat between swings. "Why else would the food you consumed empower me?"

"But they empowered me as well." responded Colonel Sanders, deflecting the Dark Lord's attack. "You see, there's where you're wrong". Ronald's free hand began to glow green. He placed it on his other hand at the hilt of his weapon. It began to glow the same menacing green. With a wild spin, rays of emerald light shot out randomly at the Colonel. All the rays were deflected, shooting off into the night. The Dark Lord and his sword were touching. Again, the Colonel struggled to block his opponent's attack. "How can you call yourself ‘The Sacred Warrior' when you don't know the full extent of the power you posses?" Suddenly, Dark Lord Ronald's attack advanced against the Colonel's block, sending our hero flying backwards. "Let's say we finish this." the Dark Lord said. His whole body began to radiate with the evil, emerald energy. "Let's." was the Colonel's response. "HEAVENLY BATTLE CHIC SWORD FORM!" the Colonel commanded. The mystical bird glowed blue, then transformed into a great sword with wings as the hilt. Our hero leaped up to claim his weapon, and was covered head-to-toe in the powerful blue aura. He brought the sword down with great force, clashing against the sword of the Dark Lord once more. The two struggled against each other's power, until the Colonel finally sliced through both the Dark Lord and his sword. Ronald began to crackle with green lightning. His face was a mask of both shock and anguish. "Defeated… by a mere human?" Those were his last words, as he exploded into oblivion, taking his castle with him back to the Realm of McHades in a swirl of green light. The Colonel stood, his back to the explosion, reveling in his victory. * * * And so, with the tyrant clown defeated, Colonel Sanders returned to his village to help both his sick father and village back to health. They were finally free from the Dark Lord of McHades.      

                        The End