* Twilight x HP Crossover

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Let's get one thing straight, I really hate crossovers between two fandoms, there's no specific reason for that but I just can't help it.

In simple words, a crossover is like dressing Edward Cullen in a sparkling dress with fairy wings.

In simple words, a crossover is like dressing Edward Cullen in a sparkling dress with fairy wings

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Sorry guys but I couldn't help it, also the picture below is one great discovery. Comment if you agree:

And right now after researching material for this chapter I feel like I want to bang my head in a wall and hope to send myself in a coma

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And right now after researching material for this chapter I feel like I want to bang my head in a wall and hope to send myself in a coma. So I can be relieved of the horrible mental images that have been annoying the crap out of me.

Personal advice: Don't ever do a crossover with two different fandoms. Each fandom has its own rules and regulations which can not be applied to the other or vice versa.

Anyhow, enough of me boring you with how I want to die right now and let's get this over with as soon as possible.

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Twilight and Harry Potter may be equally popular among teenagers but that doesn't make these two plots alike in any way. I had done a crossover chapter on Twilight and TVD in my Vampire Diaries help book but that kinda made a little sense since both books have similar story lines and belong to the same themes such as Vampire, Love Triangle etc.

But with Harry Potter, I see no similarity and I can't get how people think of mixing these two of all fandoms into one.

Plot facts:

1. The main character or the lead female character is either Bella Swan or Hermione Granger.

2. Bella and Hermione are twin sisters. And that's technically not possible since the Twilight timeline is in the 2000s while Harry Potter's is in the 1990s so there's a huge age gap between the two ladies. Until or unless Hermione used her time turner to drastically change the past.

 Until or unless Hermione used her time turner to drastically change the past

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3. The story can start in either of these two ways:

a) The war has ended and Hermione wants some normal time so she decides to reconcile with her biological family because she had been adopted by the Grangers and the Grangers are safe in Australia with no memory of Hermione. And that biological family happens to be Charlie Swan, Renee Dwyer and Bella Swan.

b) Edward has dumped Bella in the forest confessing that he was a danger to her and she would be safe away from him so heartbroken Bella decides to visit her sister Hermione and get her life back to normal.

4. If Hermione goes to Forks, Bella tells her about her new Vampire friends and they arrange a sort of get together so that Hermione can meet her twin sister's future in laws.

5. In the other stories, Bella comes to England and moves in with the Weasleys because that's where Hermione is currently staying.

 In the other stories, Bella comes to England and moves in with the Weasleys because that's where Hermione is currently staying

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6. For the Forks set up, at the party Hermione meets the sparkling vampires and the author suddenly reveals that she is mated to either Jasper or Alice or Rosalie or sometimes even Carlisle. Or Jacob imprints on her. Or in some very rare cases, she's mated to both Edward and Jasper.

 Or in some very rare cases, she's mated to both Edward and Jasper

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7. For Bella Granger stories, Bella finds out that she was sent to the Swans to protect her from goodness knows what and now that she's back she doesn't have to go to the American Muggles (No-Majs) at all.

8. In case of Hermione Swan stories,  Hermione enjoys in Forks a lot and she breaks up with Ron because she can't bear to part with her mate/mates.

9. Bella Granger finds herself attracted to either Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy.

Yes Draco dear and your father will disown you for having a relationship with a Muggle

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Yes Draco dear and your father will disown you for having a relationship with a Muggle.

10. Hermione Swan, on the other hand, either has her wedding ceremony or gets pregnant with a hybrid baby.

11. Bella Granger finds out that she is mysteriously a Veela.

12. All the other female characters are pretty much non existent or portrayed as snotty little bitches who have no other work to do except screwing things up.

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If you want to write a crossover go ahead but make sure not to just write a crossover for the sake of exchanging the character's partners. Establish a convincing story line first or better still don't write crossovers at all. If you want to see a Twilight and Harry Potter crossover which might actually work, look out for it in my Everything Wrong With Harry Potter Fanfictions book. It's the first chapter in Part 5: Random Thoughts of the book.

Stay tuned for the next chapter!

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