Fancy a fry-up?
Brief pleasures for arteries -
taste the so brief life
or brief the taste life?
Fried and fabulous -
special fattening menu -
a rotund heaven.
Try Nouvelle Cuisine
you can't lose - simplicity;
such ingredients -
prime, perfect and promising.
The bill can be a surprise -
'new' means 'Phew that's HIGH!'
This warm cosy meal
comes courtesy of cold fields
and muddy farmers.
Cookbooks rarely tell
the despised but useful toil
of tired kitchenmaids.
