Woof (ON HOLD)

Ch5: Jesse

"Come on, Jessica! You've done worse. Like that time at Ash's birthday when you got drunk and streaked through the house screaming 'I regret nothing!' Help me!" He glared at me, "One, don't call me Jessica. Two, I thought we agreed that never happened? Three, I'm not helping."

I thought for a second, reducing myself to the lowest I've ever gone. "What do you want?" Immediately, an evil glint came into his eyes. "If I had to say anything, it'd be..." He looked at me, smirking, "Pa-" "No." He frowned, "I didn't finish."

"Tell me how close I am. 'Panty shots'?" He pouted, "Oh, come on!" I mimicked his whiny voice, "No." He growled, "Reggie, I am a virgin, and a frustrated one at that. Help me out, here!"

"One, gross. Two, what if I could get you a date with Mia?" Mia Abbey, captain of the soccer team, with, according to the "Connoisseurs of Fine Racks", had the biggest bust size of the whole team and was single.

He looked at me like I was a messenger from the Alpha herself. "You can do that? I thought she was a lesbian!" I shook my head, "Nope, just uninterested in the jocks. You, however, are nerdy and perverted, which she finds kinda cute."

He took a deep breath, "Okay... I'll help you. But I'm doing this for Mia." I high fived him, "Thanks, Jessica! You're a lifesaver." I ran down the hall to the cafeteria to find Mace, Jesse calling out from behind me.

"Dude, stop calling me that!" I brushed him off with a smirk, "Okay, Jessica!"

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"Okay, so, what's the plan?" "Uh... I'm working on it...?" Jesse looked at me like I was crazy, "We're saving your relationship from oblivion and we don't have a plan? You're a genius."

I scowled at him, "I have part of a plan." Mace tapped my shoulder, "How much? We need at least half of a plan." I turned back to my mostly-blank homework, "Like... 20% of a plan."

I could almost feel them looking at me like I was crazy. I turned, "You want to hear what I have?" I continued, not giving them a choice.

"Alright. Jesse, my dad likes you more than Mace, which we already know. He thinks your jokes are funny, although borderline perverted. If I invite you over for a group assignment, that doesn't exist, you could make jokes about this whole situation... And that's all I have... Ta da?"

They looked at each other for several seconds before nodding. Jesse was the one who voiced their opinion, "This plan sucks."

"Wow. Thanks." I turned back to my homework, drawing wolves on the borders. It was kinda funny; the only thing I drew was something I was...

I stopped. That's it. "I got it! Mace," I turned around, "You need to save me! As a wolf! My dad promised me a long time ago that if I found someone who'd save me, he'd support it. Jessica," I looked at him out of the corner of my eye, grinning, almost evilly, "How'd you like to attack me as a wolf?"