Twila Ryder ("Shrek")

Once Upon a Time

*Book Appears Before Before Being Opened By Itself*
Narrator:Once Upon a Time There Was a Handsome Prince, But He Had The Enchantment With a Fearful Curse That Can Only Be Broken By Love's First Kiss, He Was Locked Away In The Castle Guarded By a Fearful Fire-Breathing Half-Human Half-Dragon Girl, Many Knight Princesses Had Tried To Rescue Him From That Terrible Prison But None Of Them Survived, He Waited In The Half-Human Half-Dragon Girl's Keep At The Highest Room Of The Tallest Tower Til He Is Rescued By His True Love, And Love's First Kiss
*Twila Rips The Page*
Twila:*Laughs* Oh, Like That's Ever Going To Happened, Oh Look At That
*Twila Flushes The Toilet And Came Out Of The Outhouse*

Somebody Once Told Me That The World's Gonna Roll Me, I Ain't The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

Twila:*Yawns, Then Noticed That Toilet Paper Was Stuck On Her Foot, And She Got It Out, She Then Looked At Her Beautiful Swamp*

*Twila Sighs In Happiness And Left Her Outhouse*

Well, The Years Start Coming And They Don't Stop Coming, Bet On The Rules And My Ears Are All Running

*Twila Gets The Bucket And Starts To Collect The Mud She Needs For Her Mud Shower*

Twila Ryder ("Shrek")

Movie By: TwilaRyder

*Twila Then Put Her Bucket In The Branch, Took Her Clothes Off And Pull The Rope And Mud Got On Her*
Twila:Oof! *Scrubs Her Back*

So Much To Do So Much To See, So What's Wrong Taking The Backstreets? You'll Never Know If You Don't Go, You'll Never Shine If You Don't Glow

*Twila Had Mud In Her Mouth, And Spit It Out* *The Mud That Twila Spitted Out Said a Word "Twila Ryder"*
*Twila Then Grabs a Bug And Puts It On The Stick, Using Them As Toothpaste And Toothbrush*
*Twila Brushes Her Teeth And Looked At Herself And Smiled Causing The Mirror To Break* *The Broken Mirror Said a Word "Princess Twilight Sparkle (Pony)"*
*Twila Jumps In The Swamp Lake And Farted And The Fishes Died*
*Twila Thinks For a Second And Smirked Her Face And Grabbed The Dead Fish* *The Lake Swamp Made a Word "Gallus The Griffin"*
*Twila, Now Fully Clothed Is Pushing Something* *The Snail That Twila Picked Up, The Worms Made a Word "Stella Jones"*
*Twila Was Painting Something, When She Was Done She Kissed It And Then Placed It Down In Front Of Her Swamp* $igh Says "Keep Out!: Zeeker Girl" With Twila's Face On It
*Meanwhile There Are Crystal Prep Students That Are Trying To Get That Known Zeeker*
*The Zeeker Hunters Had Made a Plan And Then Got What They Needed*
*Meanwhile Back With Twila, She Was Eating Her Food An Eyeball*
*The Zeeker Hunters Then Set Out To Get That Known Zeeker, Til Nightfall That They Broke The Keep Out! Sigh*
*Twila Heard That And Checked It Out, And Saw The Crystal Prep Students*

Twila:*Sighs*

Only Shooting Stars Breaks The Mold....

*The Crystal Prep Students Had Found Twila's Swamp, But Unknowingly That Twila Was Right Behind Them*
Crystal Prep Student #1:*Removes The Leaf So They Could See Twila's Swamp* i think that she's in there?
Crystal Prep Student #2:alright.....LET'S GET HER! *Tries To Charged In But Was Stopped By Crystal Prep Student #1*
Crystal Prep Student #1:Whoa! Hold On, do you know what that thing can do to you?
Crystal Prep Student #3:They Would Take You're Skin And Skinned You Up Skinless
Twila:*Laughing* Well, Actually That Would Be a De'Vil
Crystal Prep Students:*Gasp*
Twila:Now, Zeekers Oh They're Worse They'll Smash You're Brains In, Squeeze You're Skull In
Unnamed Crystal Prep Student:No!
Twila:They'll Squeeze The Jelly From You're Eyes, Actually That Sounds Good On Toasts *Backs Away a Bit*
Crystal Prep Student #2:Back! Back! Beast! I Warned You!
Twila:*Licks Her Hand Calmly And Touch The Torch*
*The Torch Light Went Off*
Crystal Prep Student #2:Right....
Twila:*Roaring X4*
Crystal Prep Students:*Screaming X4*
*Silence*
Twila:this is the part where you run away
*The Crystal Prep Students Ran Away In Fear*
Twila:*Laughs* And Stay Out! *Notice The Wanted Poster* Huh? *Picks Up The Wanted Poster* "Wanted: Zeekers, Alicorn Wings, Unicorn Magic, Earth Pony Magic, Pegasus Magic & Hippogriffs Magic" *Sighs*
*Twila Threw Away The Wanted Poster*

Part 1 Ended.

Cast!:

Twila Ryder (Me) As Shrek
Crystal Prep Students As Angry Mobs