Dat Boi the best cook

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Hi. My name is Dat Boi. And i am a chef. I work as the caterer at Years and Years concerts. Olly is a red head briton and he is a good person, but he often criticizes my amazing cooking. 'Dat Boi, this eclair is not cooked', 'Dat Boi, this cake has marbles on it', 'Dat Boi, this yule log is made of shit.' But it's not my fault i'm a bad cook. He shouldn't have hired me if he didn't like my food. But he can't fire me. Because I'm the son of the Joker.


If the Joker found out Olly had fired me, he would kill him. So Olly, out of fear, keeps me along. But he doesn't mind critiquing me though. As I already said. But today, Olly was doing a bigger concert in New York and he told me that if i didn't provide good food, he'd never let me cook for him again. And I love cooking. So I ordered from a restaurant and told him i'd cooked it. I don't think he believed me, but that didn't matter, he was still letting him cook.

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