StarTown - an oatim fanfic

Chapter 5 - Salvia Ex

Raichu: No! Get away!

Salvia: Hahahaha! Don't even think about getting into the room.

*suddenly, a scream comes from the room*

Voice: Help! Help me! Raichu? Bendy? I hear you... Ham? Eevie? Oti? Minji? Laurens?

Thena: Who are you?

Voice: I'm Salvia... help me!

Rea: Wait, then who is...

Ham: I knew it! Who are you? You can't be the one who took my body, I killed that devil already.

Salvia (or not): Well, well, well... I am Salvia Ex.

Kaori: So the one inside is the real Salvia?

Minji: I think a devil went inside Salvia, so the soul is locked away.

Oti: Exactly what happened to Ham.

Rea: Is there going to be a Salvia Neo coming out?

Ham: Just what I wanted to ask...

Salvia Ex: Haha, very funny. Now stand there while I murder you.

Raichu: Um...

Salvia (probably the real one): Help! Unlock the door for me...

Eevie: The password has been changed! We can't open it.

Kaori: Do you have any idea what five letters Salvia Ex would like?

Salvia: Um...

Smurf: Let's just try all the combinations, yeah?

*Smurf starts playing with every combination, starting with SMURF (which was obviously wrong), then she tried AAAAA and AAAAB and continued on*

Oti: That's not gonna work! There are... um, calculator anyone?

*Minji hands Oti her phone*

Oti: That would be... 11881376 combinations. We don't have a year to try them all.

Smurf: We can still try! (She has gotten to AAABP. You're fast, Smurf)

Ham: What if it forever locks when we try the wrong answer too many times?

Salvia Ex: I'm standing right here, you know.

Eevie: Yeah, we know, thou painted maypole.

Thena: Good one, Eevie!

Rea: Lmao yes

Raichu: We have to keep her busy while Smurf works the code out.

Oti: Which would take forever.

Salvia Ex: *lifts knife again* I mean it when I say I'll kill you.

Laurens: *lifts gun back up* And I meant it when I said I will stop you!

Bendy: No! *pulls gun away* You can't hurt her body.

Minji: Then what can we do? We can't defend ourselves.

Ham: Well... I don't think Salvia would mind a few broken bones... as long as we don't permanently damage her body...

Smurf: Keep Salvia Ex busy! (She's now at AAADC)

Laurens: I won't shoot her... let me use the gun.

Thena: Give her hell. 

Eevie: Not literally, though!

Rea: Go!

*Laurens and Bendy engage in a fight with Salvia Ex, but as they try not to hurt her too much, it's difficult to stop her*

Oti: Be faster, Smurf!

Kaori: She's trying! I got her back! 

Salvia: What's happening out there? Hello? Ouch! Who just hit my head!

Bendy: That was me, sorry! You can still feel pain, but you'll have to deal with it if you want us to get you out!

Ham: We should help them out! Throw things at Salvia Ex but don't hit Bendy or Laurens or there'll be hell to pay!

Raichu: What she said!

Thena: *picks up random ink catridge on ground* *hurls it at Salvia Ex and it hits her* Bullseye!

*intense fighting session*

Kaori: Wait, what are you doing? 

Smurf: I gave up on the combinations. We need to try words!

Oti: But what if it isn't a word?

Minji: What, you prefer if she tried every combination? You were the one who said it would take forever!

Rea: Guys, yell random five letter words!

Raichu: Uh, Chloe?

Ham: Ummm... quafy! Jerky! Jakey! Taxes! Texas! Fizzy! Funky! Thena! Minji! Eevie! Kaori! PECK!

Thena: That's not a five letter wo-

Ham: No, I mean, peck! Laurens, are you okay?

*apparently, Ham threw an ink catridge at Laurens' face. we will never know if this was intentional even though she acts like it was an accident*

Laurens: Peck you, and darn, help me with this! 

Ham: Okay!

Laurens: Not you! You go protect Smurf! Kaori, join us!

Ham: ...

Smurf: None of those worked...

Raichu: Woah, incoming!

*Salvia Ex launches herself at everyone (lmao)*

*everyone jumps out of the way*

*Salvia Ex slams into the door with the passcode and her palm hits a random unnoticed square in the corner*

*the lights on the door flash green and a welcoming sound plays*

*sudden awkward silence in the room*

Thena: Umm... anyone gonna explain what happened?

Minji: I think... there is no password at all.

Bendy: ...it was Touch ID the whole time...

Eevie: Gosh... we were wasting our time...

Kaori: So Salvia can come out now, right?

*everyone glances at Salvia Ex who passed out after slamming into the door*