jngkookie
hi guys ♡ ♡ ♡
lil_mochi
what do you want from us.
kmin_jee
listen boy im not going to read you another bedtime story. you are an adult now, so i dont think it'll be a good idea, for the both of us.
jngkookie
don't worry min, what i have in mind is much more interesting...
t_aelien
oh finally someone proposed this, i was starting to loose up, i must admit that.
> i have been preparing for this for months.
> ok, i want to be on top. min can lay under me and jimin can fuc-
jngkookie
NO HYUNG I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS WHEN I SAID "INTERESTING"
t_aelien
ah sorry my bad.
> keep talking.
> don't mind about me.
lil_mochi
wow. just wow.
jngkookie
ok, what i was trying to say before being interrupted by a pervert...
t_aelien
lmao i'm the pervert.
jngkookie
we. prank. jhope.
lil_mochi
i like this.
t_aelien
ok this is nearly as interesting as sex.
kmin_jee
what did that poor guy do to deserve this?
jngkookie
he interrupted the video recorder while i was recording the last iron man movie only to record a frecking dance tv show.
> it's not on netflix and i would create a scandal if i streamed it illegally. i don't even know when the heck it will be aired next time.
> i'm so pissed he deserves it.
> any ideas for the prank?
t_aelien
ok my proposal is fake dick amputation.
lil_mochi
how tf do you fake a d1ck amputation.
kmin_jee
^you make it invisible with a magic spell, you dumbass. everyone knows that.
lil_mochi
^min you are a genius.
jngkookie
guys what the fuck.
> you are not helping.
lil_mochi
let's hide his mang plushie.
kmin_jee
no. do you remember last time we tried to hide something from him?
t_aelien
he started screaming because he couldn't find his three thousand dollars shirt and he began to kick us all in the ass.
jngkookie
my ass still hurts, his feet are stronger than i thought.
lil_mochi
any other ideas?
kmin_jee
we'll make him think that someone between us fell during a dance practice and now she/he can't dance.
jngkookie
^approved.
t_aelien
^this is the reason why i like you more than jimin
lil_mochi
i'm hurt.
> btw i agree
jngkookie
who's going to fake falling during the dance practice?
lil_mochi
idk. maybe kim taehyung, better known by his stage name v. he is a south korean singer, songwriter, actor, and member of the south korean boy group "bts".
t_aelien
i'm going to approve this shit only because you wasted your time going to wikipedia to find my biography.
kmin_jee
hope will have an heart attack :)
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kmin_jee
ok guys what.is.your.fucking.problem.
> when i said...
> "we'll make him think that someone between us has been fallen during a dance practice and now can't dance".
> i was saying "make him think", faking.
> i wasn't expecting that you two actually make taehyung-ssi fall by kicking him.
> and then started to fall on him shouting "you'll end up in hospital lil slut"
> like, what the fuck.
> you also started dabbing on his dead body. tf.
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maknae line really share one brain cell
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