twdg highschool hell

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     vi:* hears a knock at the door* vi: well shit sticks it brody. brody: CAN YOU OPEN THE DAMN DOOR? vi: *walks down stairs & opens door* brody: I got you pills whats the reason you need them? vi:i have a cousin who wants them. brody: not trying to be a noisy ass bitch but can I have proof. vi: *pulls out phone* brody: *reads the phone* WoW.                          vi: you believe me now? brody: well tell her I thought vi was going to have se-                                vi: just stop. brody: alright see you at the movies? brody: Aasim and ruby are coming too. vi: Aasim paying? brody: yea. brody: well its 1:30 we go at three so.. I might go wake up clem.  vi: well alright ill see you there. vi:*goes to wake up clem* vi: clem wake up we have to meet brody and louse. clem: 5 more.. minutes.......  vi: its 2:10. clem: when I get up ill just have to drive so 20 more minutes. vi: alright fine*gets in bed with clementine*                    

                                                                   20 minutes later (ima lazy shit)

vi: its 2:30 wake up. clem: fuck well alright.       vi&clem: *gets out of bed*        clem: da fuck is my car keys? vi: right here*hands keys*    clem: well hopefully me dumbass doesn't fall asleep.     vi: I hope.     clem:*her dumbass drives to the movies*    clem: well were here.           vi:*gets out of car*  clem:*gets out of car*      louse: HEY VI CLEM OVER HERE.                                  clem: louse and his damn yelling.   clem: *runs toward them*    vi: wait up.                                       Aasim: : well what are we waiting for lets go in.   brody: by the way were watching fifty shades of grey.     louse: Aasim chose it.    ruby: lets just go in.

                                                       after the dumbasses finished the movie

ruby: I fucking love that movie.    clem:* looks at ruby in a what the fuck is wrong with you way*   louse: that sex part was fucking nasty as hell.                  clem: I never wanna see that again.   brody: I predict somebody's cousin will have sex tonight.      vi: brody no just stop.      vi: I hope you know that clem and I are driving you guys can walk.   louse: rude.                          vi: well its better than being called a lair.        Aasim: its petty late I'm going home.                   clem: I have some rum and moonshine in my fucking cabnet I'm going to drink that shit until I throw up.  vi: lets go then.   the whole group: memestars out.   

                                                                         at home

clem: *opens moon shine* wanna sip?   vi: fuck yea.   vi:*drinks it* vi: it taste like shit!!!      clem: then have the rum.   vi: now that's what I call I good shit.    

                                              after 10 bottles of moonshine,

clem: WhAt THe FUck ThAT SHit GOoD As hEll .

vi: clem    you've drunk too much put the bottle down and go to bed. 

clem: wHy Da FUCk Do I nEEd tO gO tO bEd. 

vi:*pick clem up*

clem: PuT mE BAcK DOwn nOW.  

vi: no.

clem: AlrIghT AlRIGht ILL HeAD tO SLEep.

vi: just try to get some rest ok.

clem: ALrIgHT I WiLL NIghT.

vi: good night clem.

IT TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG TO DO THIS SHIT. ill post the next chapter tomorrow

                          goodbye fellow dank memer