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violet: what the fuck well clem where are you? violet:*walks down stairs* clem: I thought you were never going to wake up. violet: well I did so ready for hell? clem: yea lets go. clem:*grabs keys*              violet&clem: *gets In car*




                                                             at the hell  

louse:*runs over to louse and violet* louse:*whispers* I cant yell well guess what day it is.                       violet: what day is it? louse: valentines and prom. clem: my dumbass looked at all the girls with a dress and say to myself I will never ever going to wear a dress. clem: I thought they looked ugly as shit. violet: then why did you go? brody: da fuck are you talking about. clem:*gives a really niibba death stare* louse: and because of gabe. violet: lets just go in. brody: hey clem I think some rum will be at the dumb prom. clem: and that's the third reason I went. louse: and moonshine. clem: I love and hate moonshine. louse: is it because you puked all over gabe. brody: I never heard that part. violet: um..... just gotta say you puked on him. clem:*hold up middle finger* louse: good day to you too. brody: lets just go I have no dance and only going to prom too break shit and watch it go down. louse: well I think I'm going to be leaning on a wall while I watch  Aasim and ruby dance. clem: well my dumbass is not dancing just drinking. violet: than whose driving . clem: theres a magic thing called walking. brody: lets just go in my legs hurt like hell.


                                                                                   after school                

clem: ima walk vi: you can take the car. vi: umm why? clem: the project  I have to walk 10000 steps. vi: alright ill try to drive. vi:*pulls up at aj school* aj: wheres clem? vi: shes doing a project.  aj: and. vi: I wanted to ask you what does clem love the most? aj: a saltlick. vi: what?         aj: a saltlick. vi: and why? aj: lee asked clem what is this. aj: and duck said that's a saltick.                 aj: clem said its a saltlick don't lick it and lee asked clem did she lick it and clem said I don't know. vi: wow I'm speechless. aj: here *hands a saltlick* vi: where the hell did you get this?           aj: out of my bookbag. vi: um alright see you later. aj: see ya.



                                                         at home.

clem: your back. vi: yea how did you get 10000 steps? clem: I got a dog and put it on its foot and I threw a ball for about 2 or 3 hours. vi: damn smart well prom is starting at 6:00 clem: its 5:12           vi: well we have 48 minutes. clem: well I'm going to sleep for 48 minutes. vi: can I sleep with you? clem: nope the couch is mine. vi:* lays down on couch with clem* clem: I said no but ok.        vi: just go to sleep. clem: um ok. vi: clem. clem: yea. vi: promise that you wont leave me. 


                                                                              clems flashback

gabe: clem. clem: yea gabe. gabe: promise you wont leave me. clem: well if I did I would regret it because I will never forgive myself.    


                                                                      after flash back 

vi: well will you leave me or not. clem: well if I did I would regret it because I will never forgive myself. vi: well guess what. clem: what. vi: I know gabe used to say that to you.                                      clem: um...I.......didn't........umm........really..........know......that.....you.........knew.........                          vi: I know its weird but still I hade to say it. clem: you know what its 5: 45. vi: so nothing is wrong with short and sweet right~ clem: I'm going. vi: fine lets go.




                                                      at prom

clem: oh no. louse: what is it, oh my well its your problem. clem: well umm ima go see if thers is moon shine. vi: alright ill be with brody watching Aasim and ruby dance. gabe: oh hey clem.            clem: um hey gabe. gabe: I know its weird but do you want to dance I mean everbody here is wearing dresses and well you aren't so that one reason. vi:*over hears gabe say it* clem: um no I cant I have a girlfr- vi: she has a girlfriend dumbass. gabe: and who is her girlfriend. vi: its me.        gabe: listen here vanilla ice I'm her boyfriend. clem: ex boyfriend. vi: you know what I think I should go. gabe: alright me two. clem: well damn that was easy. clem:*drinks 5 bottles of moonshine* vi: clem I think we should go home now I can drive. clem: WhAt THe FuCK ALREdy      vi: your drunk again. clem: AlRIghT ALRIGht LeTS gO. vi: well I thought it would be harder.               vi: go in I havesurprises for you. clem:*asleep* vi: well fuck shes asleep.  



                                                            at home

clem: da fuck. vi: you went to sleep. clem: well no shit. vi: well heres a saltlick. clem: how did you know I love saltlicks. vi: umm... I asked.....I mean....I .....already know you love saltlicks.   vi: I have another surprise for you. clem: save that for tomorrow ima head to se- vi:*kisses clem neck*    clem:*moans* vi: well damn. vi:*does it again* 


after they did it like I said I'm not going to make the two girls do it while I type it out.                           vi: damn that's all I gotta say. clem: you should actually try to be a little bit more quieter.               vi: well you did like it. clem: your moans sound like a damn squeaky toy. vi: just shut up.                   clem: well you should had been more quieter so I don't have to get a damn noise complain.          vi: not to lie your moans sound soft. clem: is that a fact or a complement. vi: both*gets on top of clem* clem: no just no stop. vi: well tell me if you want to. clem: top 5 dumbest things I heard.      vi: you wanna know what I wasn't expecting you to go down. clem: well I did. vi: well just saying I never knew you were that good at it. clem: well thanks I guess. vi: welp I love you. clem: love you too. vi: I never thought you would ever say it back. clem: just get some sleep you need it.         vi: well aright whatever you say. 




I tried my best and it turned out like this I wrote  1070    words goodbye fellow dank memer I will see you tomorrow



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