what the fuck am I doing with my life

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vi: wake up its Monday. clem: that just makes me not want to go even more. vi: well you have to. clem: alright fine lets go. vi: finnaly now lets go. clem:*grabs keys* vi: were not ridding the motorcycle are we? clem: you'll see. vi: goddammit.  clem: this time grab my waist don't rub it.     vi: fine I didn't mean to. clem: when we were at the house and yea you did mean to do it. vi: only once. clem: lets just go I'm not going to be late because if this stupid ass talk. vi: sheesh.                  clem: *gets on motorcycle* clem: you gonna get on? vi:*gets on the motorcycle* vi: I just did.         clem: yea when I said for you to. vi: just drive.


                                                                             at the hell

louis: there on the motorcycle again. brody: Aasim please just don't ruin it this time. Aasim: cant keep promises. louis: really dude is that what you say when you cant keep a promise. vi: the hell are you talking about? louis: umm... nothing. clem: I don't know if I believe you or not. brody: were talking about truth or dare. Aasim: we are heading t louises  house so you wanna come and we can play truth or dare? clem: sure. vi: yep. brody: well lets get this shit over with so we can play it. louis: alright damn. vi: is gabe going to be there? louis: nope he said he had to go to davids house because family things. clem: david was a polla. vi: polla? louis: I don't know what that means. Aasim: umm what the fuck? clem: polla means dick. vi: um so you called david a dick? clem: yea. clem: bien podemos ir ahora. vi: stop just no. louis: umm what does it mean.        clem: ustedes son tontos. vi: lets just go. clem: I called you guys dumbasses. louis: well umm.        louis: lets go to the hell. Aasim: um yea lets go. 


                                                                                after school

louis: umm so how will we get there? clem: me and vi are using the motorcycle. vi: um so you guys gonna walk? louis: sure. body: yep. Aasim: yea. louis: my house is a couple of blocks. clem: a couple. louis: yea like after that white house over there. clem: than ill walk. vi: I not walking my lazy ass is tired. clem: *looks at vi in a really you dumbass way* vi: what?  louis: you know what then you can stay here. vi: clem can you carry me? clem: why. vi: really really. clem:*picks vi up*  clem: I did it so you can shut up. brody: louis what you gonna do vi stealing you crush what you gonna do. louis: shut up brody. Aasim: damn to be honest I thought clem had a crush on me.         vi: why the hell would she have a crush on a burnt jiggly puff looking ass. Aasim: you know what lets go. louis: yea I don't think I want to hear vi say that again. brody: yea.... lets go. vi: alright.      clem: why the hell are you so goddamn heavy. vi:*slaps clem in a bitchy way* clem: oww damn that shit stings. vi:*kisses clem* clem: stop now. vi: alright fine. 


                                                                                      at louses house

louis: were here. clem: fanally can I put you down now? vi: yea sure. brody: well lets go inside.       Aasim: yea lets go in.  louis: welcome to my chamber. john: hey louis shut up. clem: whos that.      louis: its john my roommate. vi: seems like an asshole. clem: vi. vi: its true. brody: go get the cards.louis: I have an idea lets lay never have I ever. Aasim: alright seems cool. louis: alright you all can sit down. louis: if you have done something put your finger down if you haven't keep your finger up. vi: seems aright. louis: ill go first never have I ever done ''it'' Aasim: *keeps finger up* brody:*keeps finger up. clem:*puts finger down* vi:*puts finger down* louis: umm...... ah....   brody: you know what I'm a nosey ass person so who. clem: tu madre. vi: umm damn that's harsh. brody: my turn never have I ever cheated on a test. vi&brody: *keeps finger up*                       louis&clem:*puts finger down* louis: it was history. clem: math. vi: um damn.  brody: I could never do that. vi: umm I almost did but I didn't have the guts. brody: yea. Aasim: umm I sorta did I confessed right after I did. Aasim: my turn never have I ever got shot. vi: *keeps finger up* louse:*keeps finger up* brody: hell no. clem:*puts finger down* a lot. vi: wow where. clem: cheek um shoulder and a lot more. louis: damn tuff as shit. clem: it hurt like hell. brody: your damn cheek. clem: yep. vi: *holds clems hand* clem: oww damn can you let go. vi: how the fuck does that hurt. clem: my damn finger your damn hand touched my broken finger.vi: damn. vi: my turn never have I ever seen your parents as walkers. louis&brody:*keeps finger up*                      Aasim:*keeps finger up* clem:*puts finger down* vi: wow alright. clem: my turn never have I ever made a poem to break up with my boyfriend. vi: that's dumb. louis: nope. brody: never ever had a boyfriend. clem: I did the poem said roses are red violets are blue bye gabe I'm done with you. vi: you know what that's actually pretty fucking mean. louis: ima do that if I ever wanna break up with my girlfriend. body: well If i have a boyfriend and I did that to him he will hate me for ever. Aasim: wow that's umm just great. vi: well I think that's it I think me and clem should go home. brody: yea I have other plans for today. Aasim: gotta go pick up ruby. clem: see you when I see you. vi: lets go.



                                                                              at home

clem: I'm going to bed. vi: can I join. clem: really you always do. vi: and you always  say yes. clem:*runs up stairs* vi: wait up your going to fast. clem: that what she said. vi: really. clem:*gets in bed* vi:*gets in bed* clem: I wonder I walkers have souls. vi: umm I don't know.        vi: I never ever thought of that. clem: I don know james said about that. clem: he said touch the windchime and when I did it seemed peaceful in there. vi: I would love t do that. clem: wow really? vi: yea. clem:*holds vi's hand*  vi:*cuddles with clem* 



 this is the most dumbest thing I ever made. well goodbye fellow dank memer I will see ya tomorrow. btw 1095   words


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