One-shot

I'm not nice

South Park story Stan X Kyle style of course

Based off of the song Bad Girlfriend by Anne Marie and the song true love by Pink oh and their in college now

Stan's P.O.V

Kyle has been acting weird but he shouldn't be like that to his boyfriend. Not to mention that he makes me pay because he 'forgot' his money I mean I understand the first time but ever single time, no. "Stan~" speaking of the devil "Hey baby" he giggles "sorry for canceling plans yesterday but we can go out tonight it's just that my mom wanted me home" I nod "well she's trying to keep you away from me I guess I'll have to steal you" he nervously laughed, he's lying.

I saw him out with Eric the other day I know that he wasn't at home. "Stan we should go to Stark's pond at night the sky will look so pretty" I smile, maybe I'm over thinking things "yeah sure that would be fun" "yay it's a date can't wait" he kisses me "I love you Stan" "I love you too Kyle" he hugs me tightly until the guys come and Eric for some reason nudges Kyle and smirks, Kenny winks at Kyle, Butters gave him a thumbs up. Kyle blushes at this, what the hell?

We go to class that I sadly don't have with Kyle but with Wendy. Wendy comes up to me "so are you an uke (the bottom) or a seme (the top)?" "What?" "Well you act like a seme but I don't know for sure" "why would you ask that? I'm a seme and I sure in hell at no uke that's Kyle's job" I laugh "wow are you sure? Because I thought seme-" "Wendy shut up Kyle hasn't asked yet" "Oh sorry then never mind thanks for telling me Bebe" they quickly run to their chairs.

And that's how my day went people laughed as I entered the room or whispered and saying how Kyle is the seme in the relationship. What the hell is going on with everyone today. Kyle also has been ignoring me and running off with Cartman or Kenny or Butters. Maybe he's cheating on me but why is everyone laugh at me? Do they know? And what hasn't Kyle asked me yet? Maybe I should cancel our 'date' so he can go and find someone else to love.

If you have gotten what is going on before I tell you in Kyle's P.O.V then tell me or guess but if you don't then you'll figure it out

Kyle's P.O.V

I hope people aren't saying anything about what I'm going to do. I love Stan so much and I want to spend my life with him so what better way then ask him to marry me. Everyone says how the seme is supposed to ask 'the big question' but I want to so I'll ask him tonight on our date where it's pretty and a perfect place to ask him.

I smile to myself but I feel bad for lying to Stan about yesterday but he can't know that I went with Eric to go ring shopping with Kenny and Butters getting the flowers. I payed for everything so I gave them the money for Aster flowers because they resemble love. I bought a diamond ring for him and I asked the little ones, Ike, Firkle, Karen, and Tricia, to make the place beautiful for $20 each. I just hope no one tells Stan about it I want him to be surprised. Though I feel bad because I keep making Stan pay for our Dates but it's because I need the money for the ring and my dad won't give me anymore money so I had to get a job.

The day is almost over only a little more time then I can ask Stan to be with me forever. I smile five more hours keep it together Broflovski.

Stan's P.O.V

I'm going to cancel the plans with Kyle and he can go suck faces with Kenny or something. The bell rings and people rush out and go to the same place. Okay I'm not judging but I got to go find Kyle and tell him.

"Stan!" Kyle yells happily running to me. "Hey Ky I was going to go find you but I need to cancel plans I have things to do" Kyle's eyes water and he stopped walking "b-b-b-but we have a date and" Butters comes running over "Kyle are you okay?" Butters reaches out for him but Kyle smacks his hand "I'm fine" he runs crying. "Stan what the hell did you do!?" I scoff "I had to cancel out date and" he gasped and slaps me "you fucking jackass do you know what you did!?" I shake my head "what I have things to do" I lie "great I don't even know what Kyle see's in you and to think he was going to marry you well why don't you just go fuck yourself!" Marry? Butter runs away...