Hoshi just brought some cactuses.
I was needy. NEEDY. So, I looked for my $9 Walmart turkey lingerie.
When he came home, with his beautiful, duck Pringle lips, I was horny.
And so, he threw me into the oven, and shoved some garlic and onions into my hoohah.
After I was burnt alive, he took me out.
I was moaning in the pleasure of being burnt alive, but suddenly Daddy Cranberry Sprite shoved some cactuses up my ass.
-Mun
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Cactus Like Thanos
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