I sat on my chair reading the daily news on Kpop idols . I scrolled looking at 1 picture of my long distance boyfriend... Joohoney
I smiled and saved the picture . A knock was heard at the door , so I went to answer it. No one was at the door ... I closed the door and walked to the kitchen and grabbed a packet of Honey . Suddenly my boyfriend busted down the door .
"JOOHONEY WHat are you doing here ?!" I asked startled. He didn't answer and walked to me his eyes full of hunger . I felt my legs tremble , but I was frozen . His glare and his sexy walking turned me on . I locked eyes with him as soon as our bodies were touching . He whispered into my ear
"Baby Gorl I've missed you so much ," I whimpered as his breath tickled my ear .
"I've m-missed you t-too," I replied my voice shaky..
Suddenly he whipped out his cactus and I though it was to big .
"Hmph that's t-too big," I said , but I suddenly had an idea . I grabbed my honey packet and squeezed it onto his cactus . He shuddered as he lifted his cactus bringing it up to my face .
"Alright baby gorl it's time for you to have a 5-star meal.." He said seductively as he shoved the cactus into my mouth . I gagged making the cactus hit the back of my throat . When he told me to spit out the cactus I moaned from the loss of feeling in my mouth .
"Damn I do love the taste of Honey Cactus,"- Kami
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