Chapter One: The Enderdragon Wants to Kill Us All

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  • Dedicated to Stampylongnose
                                    

I was running faster than I could ever before. "Squid!!!! Run!!!" I was running out of breath as I ran to my house. He ran up to me, out of breath as well. "Stamps whats wrong? I heard you yelling and I ran towards you." He looked really worried. "Ender..Dragon..Get the weapons, call out the MAC!" Squid nodded. He ran home and grabbed his diamond armor and sword. "Amy,Lee, get over here now!" Squid yelled, now at my house.

I finally managed to make it home and I ate a few slices of cake for confidence. "Squid wheres my diamond armor I can't find it!" "Its over there!" "Thanks" I went to the emergency attack chest under my bed and suited up,enchanted my bow and sword and walked outside. "Lee got any cakes before the battle? I need one." Lee gave me a cake as I was walking towards the doghouse. "Barnaby,Aqua,Spring, lets go kill us an enderdragon. He's attacking our lovely world and we are NOT happy about it." The dogs barked. I smile and readjust my helmet.

I gathered up a load of arrows and started walking back to Squid, Amy and Lee, when I heard a loud roar. "HE'S HERE!" I was so nervous. I fumbled around in my inventory for a few seconds then made a mad dash for my bedroom. I met up with Squid,Amy and Lee. "Alright guys lets go!" We all started to shower the Enderdragon with arrows, and none of them hit him! "Guys aim higher maybe?" I was so confused. Just then,"Hey! Stampy! Theres like a forcefeild or something around him! Keep pelting him!!" "What are you thinking Squid!! We don't have enough arrows!" Just then, the Enderdragon swooped down and picked up Lee!

All of us shouted at the Enderdragon in anger, but we couldn't shoot him because we might hit Lee. "Don't worry Lee we'll get you! Try to hit the Enderdragon with your fists." Just then there was a bright flash of light, and then.."I wouldn't reccommend that Lee...I might drop you..." "W-wait..since when did you talk...please don't drop me.." Poor Lee! He was so scared. "Come down here and fight like a..uh..dragon!" I was out of my mind but I wanted to save Lee. But then I heard a dog whimper. "Spring!!!" I made a mad dash for Spring but I wasnt fast enough. Spring died, from a cactus. "Spring.." I started to cry, but then I remembered,"Ah, Enderdragon first,mourn second." "Stampy! He's getting away with Lee!!!" "Oh no he's not!!" I used my last arrow and I blasted the forcefeild and shot his wing. He dropped Lee but he landed in water thankfully. "Lee!!! You ok buddy?" "Yeah I'm fine I think..Thanks Stampy. Nice shot by the way!" I laughed. 

"Hey Stampy come look at what I found when he picked me up,a map!" I was shocked. "Hey Amy look at this! Its written in mermaid." Amy ran over. "Really? Oh uh..I need a Lovey Jubbley Love Love Petals!" Squid and Lee ran off to get some while I stayed to talk to Amy. "Hey Amy, do you really think you can decipher the map?" "Yeah I need to crush up a Lovely Jubbley, and sprinkle it on the map, it will translate to bear, then we need a brand new diamond sword, scrape it along the map, then it will translate to cat. Then you can read it!" 

I jumped for joy. Squid and Lee ran over to the table we had the map on. They gave Amy the Lovely Jubbleys and she crushed them,sprinkled them on the map, then blew them off. "Lee I need a new diamond sword." "Yes Amy." He ran off. 3 minutes later he ran back holding a new sword. Amy scraped the sword along the map and wiped the paper shavings off the map. "There Stampy, Read it and we can go kill that enderdragon once and for all." I nod. "Grab the camping supplies! We're going adventuring!" We all ran to my storage room to grab our camping supplies. Amy with her pink tent and flowerpots, Squid with his blue tent and inksacs,Lee with his brown tent with Diamond Sword and me with my orange and white tent with cake. We shoved everything into our backpacks and headed off, following the map to our victory.


"Stampy...my fins hurt!" I sigh. "Lets make camp its almost nighttime anyways." I set up my tent and plop down my chest,shove some cake and my extra tools in it. "S-S-Stampy...what's that?" Squid pointed at a strange figure in the fog. I grab my torch and shine it on a tree. "Seriously Squid..it's just a tree." I shook my head as Squid stalks back to his tent. "Guys lets get to bed" Lee had a good idea. "Good idea Lee. We need to rest up." There was a distant grown of a zombie and the crawling noise of a spider. "Yeesh lets go to sleep."

I woke up before anyone else. I took my tent down and packed up my things. "Guys time to wake up!" Squid moaned and Amy groaned. Lee just got up,put his armor on and packed up. "Squid,Amy, up. NOW!" "Fine....I'll pack up my slippery tent." "Sheesh Squid how slippery do you make everything you touch?" Amy shook her arm, which was covered in Squid's slime. "Oops, sorry Amy" Squid smiled and Amy rolled her eyes. Amy packed up her tent and we started off again.

We walked in silence for a long time, then Lee broke the silence. "Hey Stampy, do you know where we're going?" I sigh. "To be honest, we've been walking in a circle the entire time..." Squid started to yell at me but I raised my paw. "I can't read the map, so there must be something else that is put on the map to translate it. Amy? Are you sure there's nothing else?" Amy thought about it. "Oh sugar I forgot the fish! I need a fish guys." Squid and Lee nodded. "Hey Stamps want any fish to eat?" I nod." Thanks Squid!" Squid and Lee run off and me and Amy talk and set up camp again, it was getting dark.

"Good thing we're right next to a lake...I don't want Lee or Squid Nugget getting hurt.." "Neither do I Amy..neither do I."I finished my tent just as Amy finishes hers. We start to set up Squid and Lee's tents as they come back. "Here's the fish Amy." "Thanks Lee." Squid has a massive grin on his face for some reason. "Squid...why are you smiling like that? It's scary..." "I caught your fish funny. I used my tenticles instead of a rod." He laughed. "Ugh that means they're more slippery and slimy than usual..." "Yup!" I roll my eyes and put the 5 fish in the furnace. "It's actually suprising that you caught that many.." "I know!" We set up our campfire and we heard a branch break.

Lee automaticlly got his sword out and pointed the tip towards the direction of the sound. "Hello?Stampy, Squid is that you?" Ash walked out of the bushes. "Sugar Ash you scared us!" "All I did was accedentally step on a branch..." "Yeah but we're chasing the enderdragon so he might of sent some endermen after us." "Why are you chasing the enderdragon..." "He tried to destroy my lovely world so we're gonna make him pay.." "Meh makes sense. Mind if I join?" I nod. "Did you bring a tent by any chance Ash?" "Actually I did. I was going camping but I saw you guys and decided to follow." We all laugh. "Ash set up your tent and lets all go to sleep,its late and googlies are spawning." "Yes Stampy!" We all laugh at Lee's military impression. Squid,Amy,Lee and Ash fall asleep but I linger awake. "I will kill you Enderdragon.." I whisper, then fall asleep.

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