De-Monster-Eating Strawberry

Salaysay 1: Trabahong may Clasifikasyon

Good morning, have a seat. saad ng lalakeng pumapatak sa atrenta ang edad.

kaagad ko naman syang sinunod. aba, pinalake akong masunurin ng ermat ko no.

nasa isang malamig na kwarto kaming dalawa. sa sobrang lamig pakiramdam ko maiihi ako sa salawal ko.

ok, lemi introduced you myself. I'm iyan. so how do you want me to call you Mr. Colonela?hanep hanepan sa english to mga tol!

i prefer to be called kalix sir.tipid na sagot. samba!

ok mr. kalix, tell me about your self.eto na ang gas-gas na tanong ng mga Hr. yung tipong ice breaker nila. . . ganon. . .

im kalix, born in December 23,imbentaon, im a fresh graduate of Ab-Psychology. I Love to write poems and make a draft of stories. been on the school top 10 most awarding student. im a hard working and keen in terms of field work nor paper works. willing to be trained and learn more. has a full integrity and attitude towards the philosophical views of one another.

hanep sa english mga tol! heavy.! minemories ko yan, para di ko na makalimutan.

ok kalix. may I asked for the position you're applying???

Hr Assistant or Customer Relations Mr. iyan.

I see, where did you learned about our hirring?

I learned the noticed in a website which is the jobstreet. I was browsing that moment when my eyes got caught about the online flyer. I simply apply for the said hirring job by sending my curriculum vitae through the website.

hmmmnn.. . . .awkward silensyo  . . . . . how do you see yourself 5 years feom now?"

awtsu. . . pang ms. universal ang tanungan. . . tsk

I see myself 5 years from now, sitting on a chair and doing paper works with environmental friendly collegue's.  analyzing,  undeestanding and imputting of every knowledge nor skills that I have to improve my work, which is as an hr of this company. boompanez

wala naman syang nasabi or kahit na ano. . . medjo awkward nga ang sitwasyon dito.

ok then, why should we hire you?eto yung pang beauty queen q.a na pamatay eh.

you should hire me because I have the guts and confidence to show that I can fit in. im a hard working person which you can use for the better of the company. just give me a try. wala na tlga akong maisip. ang hirap kaya mag isip kapag tense ka.

tinignan nya lng ako at sulat sya ng sulat sa resume ko. mga walang hiya! ang mahal kaya ng paprint ko dun tpos bababuyin lng. . . at mas worst kapag di ka natangap diretso basurahan pa. . . . tsk tsk. . .

ok mr. kalix, thats all for today. we will text you if you passed the evaluation we're going to conduct with our superiors. thank you and have a productive day ahead.

alam na. .   . . hindi na ko aasa sa text nyo . . . boset. . 

at lumabas na ako ng building na ito. . . kakaurat eh! di man lamang ako nakapasa. . . pang ilang apply ko nba to??? 103 na sa taong ito!!!!

dyusku po!!!! help me!!!!

*krrrrriiiiiingngng ng ngn lalalalala

hello?

(yuy kalix inom tyo! man lilibre daw si jovs. . . nakapasa ang gago eh. . . wahahahahaha)hay buti pa ang tropa may mga trabaho na. . . . nakakahiya tuloy mag pakita.

kahiya naman maki join-force. . . wala pa kong work tol.

(lul! pakque ka. di ka chix kaya wag kang mag pachix)