Midoriya: *Calmly and tiredly laying his head on his arms in the common room at a table*
Mineta: *Walks over and sits across from him*
"Hey, Midoriya! How do you always seem to get girls? The hot ones always seem to literally come running to you!!"
Midoriya, who hasn't slept in 53 hours because he was training and doing work and crying:
*looks at Mineta with dead, soulless, tired eyes that rival Aizawa Sensei's and speaks in a dead voice*
"Mineta, leave me and the girls the fuck alone or I will break every shitty, perverted bone in your tiny ass body before you can scream in horror."
Mineta: *Slowly gets out of the seat and books it out of the common room, screaming in absolute terror*
Everyone: *I am confusion*
Jiro: *Frozen in Horror and shock because she heard the school cinnamon roll cuss and be even more terrifying than Aizawa Sensei*
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bnha oneshots, kind of?
FanfictionThis will have oneshots, possible fanfic ideas, and shitposts. It will probably be alot of pointless fluff, but there's bound to be some oofs here and there. And angst, No main character or side character death (besides the Grapist, probs) and no t...
