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The Fu*kening

Everyone was in the auditorium. It was fairly loud. Kaminari was sitting next to Deku, who was next to Bakugo, who was next to Kirishima, who was next to Sero, who was next to Ashido, who was next to Jirou, who was next to Tokoyami, who was next to Todoroki, who was next to Iida.

Sitting infront of Kaminari was Ojiro, who was next to Aoyama, who was next to Hagakure, who was next to Shouji, who was next to Mineta- who Sero gleefully taped to his chair- who was next to Kouda, who was next to Satou, who was next to Tsuyu, who was next to Momo, who was next to Uraraka.

As principal Nezu walked up and tapped the mic, everyone quieted down.
"Hello everyone! As you can tell, this was planned somewhat last minute, And I apologise for that." He bowed in apology.
"But I think you'll find that this is important." Principal Nezu stood straight again and looked at Aizawa.

Aizawa smiled at him and raised his hand. He was holding a small remote for the lights and overhead projector. He pressed a button and the lights of the auditorium dimmed. The protector screen flashed to life.

Kaminari's eyes widened as he realized what was on screen. As the video started the whole of class 1-A stiffened. Besides Mineta. He was knocked out at this point. Thanks Sero and Shouji. Those two drank their respect women juice that morning.

"Man, Endeavor is so cool!"
It was a video of early that morning.
"I, don't think so at all." Midnight bit her lip to hold in her laughter.
"But... He's so cool! Hes the number one hero!" Class 1-A all sighed, surprising some of the other classes.
"He doesn't even deserve to have that title."

Present Mic wheezed a little bit at that. Giggles were heard throughout the crowd, But not too many.
"What do you mean? Of course he does!" Class 1-A all glared at Mineta, who had woken up. He had tape over his mouth. (Thanks Sero)

"As if, he can't even do something as simple as not hurt civilians while fighting the simplest of street thugs." Quiet wheezes and small bursts of laughter were heard throughout the students and staff.
"Nuh-Uh! He's a hero!"

Todoroki audibly scoffed and other class 1-A students rolled their eyes. The teachers looked on, aumused, while other students were lost.
"Hardly, he's a bomb just waiting to blow. He's also way too Ego-centric to even be considered a hero." Cementoss burst out laughing and slapped his knee.

Other staff members and a few students joined in or looked highly amused. The rest of the students were very curious. "How and why is this student talking bad about the current number 1 hero?"
"He is not! He never said he was Ego-centric."
Students and teachers alike scoffed at that statement.

"So? He still is. I don't understand how he's a hero, we can just replace him was a chicken nugget that's on fire and it would work better." The staff members and students all broke at this sentcance.

"HoLy ShiT ThiS KId iS thE BesT!!" Snipe wheezed. The teachers nodded in agreement.
"He's a hero! If he never thought he was Ego-centric, that means he's not!" Everyone calmed down and all now looked annoyed and confused.

"How does that make sense?" All Might mumbled.
"I was still gay before I thought I was." The auditorium rioted at that statement.
"Did you just get so mad at someone defending my dad you accidentally came out?"

The auditorium went even more crazy when everyone started laughing harder seeing how Kaminari nodded in answer to the question. Present Mic stood up and cheered. Midnight ran over to Kaminari, picked him up, And hugged him, spinning in circles- all while yelling praises.

The rest of the teachers and staff were laughing too hard to do anything but keep laughing with tears in their eyes. Aizawa had a proud look on his face. Almost like a dad. Principal Nezu was wheezing so hard he has fallen off his podium. Vlad King was on the ground with tears in his eyes.

"HoLy- OH my god- those kids!!" Recovery girl was holding the wall and wiping tears from her eyes. "Those brats will be the death of us!" All Might was leaning over Izuku, because he was laughing so hard be couldn't stand, And was spitting up blood.