Around 2:00 Lord Farquad was parched, he really could go for some lemon water because he liked to pretend he was a mom. He excitedly walked down the by the river,"te he he." He muttered in a deep, masculine voice. He grabbed his Shrek cup from his bag and put it underwater.
As hes taking his sweet time why dont we discuss what happened with him and that dragon. Basically the dragon ate him and he turned into mush with just his mouth left so then he turned into do do and then Dolly Parton found him and turned him into a human but much nicer.
Now that he's done back to the story
Finally, he had to go find some nice lemons. He then headed on back to his peasant like home, since he was now a no body because he wasnt married. He was a grumpy 40 year old who had given up on his sex life, he was also really ugly.
As he walked home he started to think about Fiona, he became happy, knowing maybe she was a good person, maybe if he hasnt judged her that he would be happy, he was going to go look for her. It was kinda cold so he really needed to get a few sweaters and scarfs.
