Kiss the Girl

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Clint has joined the chat.

Clint has added Bruce, Tony, Steve.

Clint: CAN SOMEONE END THIS?

Tony: Calm down, Thor. What do you need us to end?

Clint: the AWKWARDNESS

Clint: Vision and Wanda are mutually pinning and IT HURTS MY BRAIN

Clint: THEY NEED TO GET TOGETHER.

Tony: I see why you called me

Bruce: I don't. Why us three?

Steve: And why in the chat? I'm right next to you.

Clint: tony is a playboy, steve is a gentleman, and bruce is a genius

Clint: and I don't want it to be obvious to Wanda and Vision that's we're conspiring

Steve: She can read minds....?

Steve: nvm

Steve: just ask them if they like each other?

Tony: that'll never work

Steve: And how did you get pepper to marry you?

Tony: how'd you get Bucky to date you?

Steve: Just that!

Tony: no wonder you're so dysfunctional

Steve has left the chat.

Tony: what did I do?!

Clint: you pissed off an assassins bf that's what you did

Bruce: you said his relationship was dysfunctional

Tony: ah

Tony has added Steve.

Tony: I'm sorry

Steve: whatever continue

Tony: he needs to hint that he likes Wanda until she takes the hint, and once it's clear she knows, Vision needs to make a big romantic gesture to show his love

Bruce: What happened to simple things? I just asked Betty if she liked me back!

Tony: are you still together?

Bruce: Touché.

Clint: me and Laia were watching a movie. She asked me if it was a date, I said only if you want it to be, we kissed, we're dating.

Tony: ....I'm not even going to dare insult that bc Laia will have my head

Laia has joined the chat.

Laia: Good call.

Clint: Hiiiii beautiful

Laia: Hey Clint

Laia: I actually have to go on a mission, but my advice is to let them figure it out themselves. Let them figure out their emotions and then figure what they want their relationship to be

Laia: Bye Clint! 😘

Clint: Bye Laia! 😘

Laia has left the chat.

Steve: That's great advice. Let's leave them alone.

Clint: LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 MY 👏 BRILLIANT 👏 GIRLFRIEND 👏

Tony: BUT 👏 THEY 👏 STILL 👏 AREN'T 👏 DATING 👏

Clint: LAIA 👏 KNOWS 👏 BEST 👏

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: ARE YOU OBLIVIOUS THEY LITERALLY JUST CONFESSED

Clint: MY OTP IS CANON OMG

Steve: TONY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PLAYING KISS THE GIRL RIGHT NOW

Clint: HOW IS IT EVEN TRANSMITTING TO THE JET

Tony: IM A TECH GENIUS BARTON HOW DO YOU THINK

Bruce has banned caps lock

tony: how'd you ban caps lock

tony: i can't even do that

bruce: ...oh i forgot you were drunk

bruce: you made me the setting in case caps started to trigger hulk

tony: gotcha

sam: how the (cap this user has said language) did you get that to work tony

sam: it's a legit question i'm curious

tony: drunk science I guess

steve: when will you let it go tony

clint:   my otp is canon omg guys scarletvision has sailed i'm fangirling so hard

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