Sometimes it good to have siblings.. they have your back! Sometimes. Kinda.

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Me: "Oh please, James I've been your Best friend since we met. What do you mean I'm not?"

James: "Oh and where were you when I only had like eight listeners? You weren't here."

Me: "Pft, yeah no duh! I busy making eight accounts."

James: "Did it hurt?"

Me: "Did what hurt?"

James: "When you crashed thru the earths core and crust ascending from hell?"

Me: "Thanks."

James: "Hey, be happy I even care. Now get your fucking gay ass out of my room."

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