A/n: I need requests ;(
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minor: let's get this wheat!1!1!
strawberry: you can't say this (y/n)
yoda: you're allergic to gluten
minor: that's a big fuck you to you too.
bUnnY: we literally just took you to the hospital because of an allergic reaction
bUnnY: do you not even remember that?
minor: of course i don't.
tallnojam: let's get this grain?
minor: YEAH
bbasae: NO
bbasae: NO MORE WHEAT OR GRAINS FOR (Y/N)
justpeachy: okay damn
blackswan: who pissed in your cheerios this morning?
bbasae: actually, you did.
blackswan: fuck you're right.
blackswan has left the chat.
minor: how stupid can twice get before they hit thirty?
jisoos: stupid question
minor: EXacTly
roach: (y/n)-ah
roach: come overrrrrr
minor: lisaaaaaaa
minor: i wish i could but tzuyu and nayeon-unnie will beat my ass.
roach: i see, never mind then. maybe another time.
yoda: that's right
yoda: i mean
yoda: 🏃🏼♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨
yoda has left the chat.
godjihyo: how many fucking times do i have to tell you guys that (Y/n) is still a damn minor?
minor: you don't take my job of telling people
godjihyo: well i just did.
minor: fuck you too.
featherchae: iz*one is getting boring, accept me sluts.
minor: i'll accept you bby
strawberry: miss me with that gay shit.
blackswan has joined the chat.
blackswan: excuse me?
strawberry: noTHINg
blackswan: that's what i thought.
tallnojam: i thought we were no jams.
strawberry: we're getting another.
bbasae: can you guys shut up?
justpeachy: no bitch
justpeachy: AUTOCORRECT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
justpeachy: i meant yes dahyunie we will shut the fuck up.
bbasae: jihyo, we need to stage an intervention in the kitchen with momo now.
godjihyo: already ahead of you.
bbasae: thanks b
bbasae, godjihyo, and justpeachy are now offline.
sanake: thanks for awakening me sluts.
featherchae: that's my word slut. get out of here
sanake: uH no.
sanake: my word.
minor: chaeyeon has used it since i ever met her, which was when?
featherchae: when you first moved to korea.
minor: yes
sanake: well shit. it is your word.
sanake: my BAD
shortnako: iz*one is boring, i agree with chae. well, other than the fact that hitomi is backflipping now, chae and i are scared on the couch, eunbi is chasing wonyoung and yujin with a slipper, hyewon, chaewon, minjoo, and yena are playing with the camera, yuri is asleep, she's the only normal one, and last but not least; sakura, she's literally throwing omelets at everyone in this hectic ass situation.
featherchae: that's a normal day over here though.
minor: chae-unnie
strawberry: yes
pasta: yes
featherchae: yes.
minor: i should start saying their full names from now on.
minor: um.
minor: chaeyeon.
featherchae: HAH $20 YOU TWO, I WON THE BET, SHE PICKED ME
strawberry: okay damn
pasta: FUCK
pasta: jennie i need twenty dollars.
diva: that means a di-
diva has been removed by the chat.
pasta: you saw nothing ...
pasta: i'll be back.
minor: scary
