Time for a wedding ( chapter 1 )
Joey - Anne pov
I can’t believe this is happening. I am sitting on a stool and my eyes are seeing the most horrendous sight ever. Pink everywhere and this isn’t the smallest wedding so like millions of people are gonna see me in pink this is beyond fucked up... For fuck sakes couldn’t want to be momma use a little less pink. For all that is holy it looks like a fucking unicorn threw up on me and wanna be sis, sitting across from me.
I have no idea how she can be so happy, really is her teeth hot or something? I’d really liked to hit that smile off her face. “Oh this is just so exciting this is an awesome wedding dontcha think so?” And now she wants to speak to me, great kill me now!!! “Ok so let’s get something straight, you don’t wanna be here, I don’t wanna be here so look, it’s not so bad we don’t like each other but pretending is cool and you better start now. And lookin’at me like you do sure as hell aren’t going to kill me.” O hell no, I can’t believe she just said that, moving out of my chair to hit her, I swear if I had my gun with me I would so bust a cap in her ass. The door suddenly opened and momma the witch came in. “Hey girls help me with my finishing touches please.” Damn couldn’t she come in a few seconds later, I was just about to have sis shiver in her Dior heels.
Suddenly my dads’ voice came through the door. “Where are my two princesses and my lovely queen?” No way are there bitches taken my daddy or my castle, fuck that shit.
“Daddy we need to talk.”
Mary – Anne pov
Seeing that brown/red ginger head bitch know it all walk out of the door I turned to my mom and helped her with her hair. “Mom, I know you’re not gonna change your mind I just do but please for what it’s worth please don’t marry this guy we had a great time us two and it is gonna change don’t tell me it won’t.” She turned around putting a stray hair behind my ear. “I hear you and I do respect your opinion but we all need changes and plus his daughter is so sweet you are like twins, is she where blond you could really go as twins.” Seriously is my mother on something. Me and his daughter twins this is a horror movie. I just turned and opened the door. “Let’s go and this fuked up thing over with , oh and pink really mother this is a fashion disaster and maybe me and his daughter will get along , just to break you up.” I turned without looking at her face. I cannot believe I just said that, thank goodness they are leaving for their honeymoon right after the wedding or else my mom woulda had my ass. I really need to learn not to cuss in front of my mother. You would think that woman has never heard fuck before.
“I do” my mom say, load and clear so that even the back of the church could here. When the priest said to “You may kiss the bride” I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit and I heard Joey - Anne gag. They are like really married now. Now I really think I’m gonna die. When we walked out it was time for photo harassment time with the rest of this now dysfunctional wanna be family. When it was the end of the party I was so glad not to see Joey – Anne anywhere. I saw my mother get into their wedding car and waved goodbye to her one last time. I grabbed full bottle tequila and headed to our new house. While I walked up our drive I saw the devil her self sitting on the porch. Making my way over to her I sat next to her. “So are you ready for this shit?” She turned and looked at the bottle in my hand “With tequila you can be ready for anything.” I took a big gulp. “Well I may misjudged you it seems, shoot ‘em were gonna need it for school tomorrow.” I passed her the bottle smirking at her “With pleasure sis.” She took a gulp and gave me a look “Don’t push it!”
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Signing off
OliAngel and JoeyAngel
