Road Trip Of Thieves

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Road tripping

With you

I swear

There is nothing

I would rather do

Even if we walk

Past all those comfy homes

And spend Christmas

In the back of your aunt's

Battered old truck

The only thanks

Given on that Thursday

Is the leftovers on people's

Back porches

And freezers

St. Patty's

Just means that we get

A bunch of beer

From the ratty Irish.

And a few lucky leprechauns

With a little gold.

Easter means

Little traffic

And lots of lost

Boiled eggs

For our dinner.

And we laugh at couples

On V-Day

Who smooch over coffee

Too busy to notice

Their missing wallets.

It's the utopia

Of Thieves

Road tripping

Along state lines

And running

From the cops.

Cheap motels

Where we steal

Napkins

And fancy towels

Using cash

Snatched from

The passing banker

Or open ATM.

Exits taken

And stolen cars

When the truck broke down

And we got lost

We couldn't find

A cheap fix

For a couple of thieves

On a road trip

Becoming a national menace

FBI nipping at our heels

For some joke

About a senator and his wife

Who seemed just a little

Too young

Open houses

When we spend

Our nights

In bliss

Before we get caught

And run

Back to

The place that's ours

And now I know

No one but you

Understands me

Or would road trip

With a thief.

But soon

You tire

Of the games

And running

And you turn away

And leave me

Alone

And I don't know what to do

Because what

Is a road trip

Or a crime

Without your mastermind?

And believe me,

A lover

For a hundred nights

Is better than

A one-night stand.

Only problem now:

The road trip

If thieves

Is over and gone.

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