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His nose bleeds

Calum: You slept calmly in Calums bunk, in the tour bus. His band was the opening band for One Directions Take Me Home tour. You’d been here for two amazing days, and were planning on staying for two weeks. Calum snored next to you. Weird, you thought. He never snores. Your eyes opened and you looked at Calums peaceful expression as he slept. You hovered over him as you glimpsed something dripping from his nose down on the pillow. A little blood stain on the pillow from his dripping nose made you realize, his nose was bleeding.

“Calum” You whispered shaking his sleeping figure.

“Mhm?” He hummed.

“You’re bleeding from your nose” You stated as you wiped off a blood droop from the tip of his nose.

“What?” His cute sleepy voice freaked a little. He got his hands up from under the duvet to rub the sleep out of his eyes.

“We need to get you to the toilet, come boo” You silently jumped out of the bunk and helped Calum get out of it to. You guys walked to the toilet, lit the ‘to light for sleepy eyes’ lamp and drowsy Calum groaned. You placed him on the toilet lid and grabbed some toilet paper and pushed it in his nose, since he was too tired to do it himself.

“Why am I bleeding from my nose?” Calum’s voice sounded funny cause you had propped both of his nostrils with paper.

“I don’t know, does it hurt?” You asked him frantically. The rest of the boys appeared.

“What are you doing?” Michael kept his eyes closed as he talked because of the light.

“Calum’s bleeding from his nose and toilet paper wont stop the bleeding” You said.

“Why don’t you just put to tampons in his nose then, it’ll help stop the blood yeah?” Luke joked.

“That works?” Calum frowned. Ashton laughed at his disgust face. Your Calum seemed really drowsy and sleepy.

“Just get ‘em (y/n)” Michael teased. You sighed and walked to your purse, picking out two tampons.

“Fine, but you guys owe me, this is expensive stuff” You said. Luke, Michael and Ash watched curiously as you twisted the wrapper and pulled the tampons out of the packets.

“This is so weird!” Ashton laughed. You pulled the straps out and told your Boo to tilt his head backwards.

“Tell me if it hurts” You said as you took one of the tampons and pulled it in Calums left nostril, then doing the same with his right one.

“There we go” You giggled at his nose being so stuffed. Michael and the boys laughed at him so hard they could barely stand up.

“Let me take a picture” Michael said and uploaded it to both 5 seconds of summers Facebook, twitter and Instagram.

“I’ve already keeked it” Ashton giggled. Later when you had tucked tired Calum back in his bunk you checked keek… and there it was. A video of you pulling tampons up Calums nose…

Ashton: It was 10 minutes left before they were going on stage. All the boys stood backstage and cheered nervously. Ashton stood close to the door, and Michael accidentally smashed the door on his nose.

“Ow! Michael!” Ashton groaned grouping his nose.

“ouch, shit! I’m sorry Ash” Michael exclaimed as blood from Ashton’s nose dropped on the floor.

“Oh my god, are you okay babe?!” You Shrieked.

“My nose hurts a little” Ashton admitted.

“You’ve got to stuff your nose with something, you can’t go on stage with a dripping nose” Luke and Calum joined the conversation.

“I don’t think toilet paper can stop that…thing” Michael said.

“What else can we use?” You asked not coming up with any ideas.

“Maybe… you know, tampons could work?” Calum stuttered out.

“No way! I’m not wearing tampons on stage!” Ashton argued.

“It’s your choice, either go change paper every 10 minutes or use a tampon and not having to ruin the whole show” Luke argued against Ashton.

“But all the fans will see it” Ashton whined.

“You’re in the back playing the drums don’t worry” You ensured your embarrassed boyfriend.

“Will I ruin the whole show if I use toilet paper?” Ashton asked the boys.

“Yes!”

“Okay, then what choice do I have?” Ashton groaned. You walked your purse and grabbed a tampon. In the back of your head you knew the boys only tried to make him feel guilty ‘cause it would be hilarious to have Ash playing with a tampon in his nose.

“Are you sure about this?” You asked both Ashton and the rest of the band.

“Just do it already” The boys giggled as Ashton closed his eyes tilted his head back. You opened the wrapper and pulled it in.

“This feels so weird” Ashton giggled like a girl. After the show Tumblr and twitter was spammed with pictures of Ashton with a stuffed nose…

I hate haters that was so random.
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