Caden Cottingham was the sun of star that was made out of the the brain of Albert Einstein and the heart of Gandhi. The star roamed the galaxy for thousands of years in pursuit of purpose, a meaning to exist. The star traveled at the speed of light exploring the furthest edges of the universe. With a lack of purpose, the star grew dim and went out, becoming a large rock, an asteroid name Habicuous. In the last bit of life left in Habicuous, he hurtled towards us and crashed into earth, creating the Gulf of Mexico. The asteroid killed all the giant lizards and became the moon. Also evolution is a thing that happened.
There, in the moon, the Habicuous lay dormant, only to be awakened by a great and powerful force. And this great and powerful force happened: the presidency of the atrocious Bill Clinton awakened the power of Habicuous. Habicuous shot his last dying breath towards the earth and landed within the womb of Jannet Cottingham. She was reborn as Marisha Kushaba with this event, leaving her old name behind as well as her sins. The fetus of Caden was already created, but the energies of Habicuous had fused with the fetus to give Caden the powers greater than any man.
He would rule them all.
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Humorthis is a fake religious text that I wrote in Physics class about the guy sitting in front of me. I hope you enjoy it.
