The Cottingthiam

Part 2: His Upbringing

He would rule them all.

8 months later, on May 30st, Caden was born in the land of butt fuck Oklahoma. A somewhat quiet land that would teach him of fucked up elections, the oil industry, and how to prosper with a low education budget. As well as a pointless song that would brainwash him into loving this great land, even though it was kind of a shit hole. This was his home. This was his place in the world.

Caden excelled at many things as a child. His first words were the quadratic equation and as soon as he was born he went for a quick one-mile jog around the hospital. He easily defeated all of his teachers in combat, using the power of his father Habicuous to empower him. And with each battle that he won, Caden absorbed and gained the power and knowledge of his now defeated opponent. His strength is unmatchable by any man. The only power out of his reach was music, but that didn't matter because Caden could literally do everything else.

As Years went by Caden grew stronger, and one fateful day, his father Habicuous spoke to him in the night through a dream. In this dream Caden learned of an Oasis among the butt fuck. A prosperous small land called Francis Tuttle Pre-Engineering Academy. Here, Caden would be empowered by a less shitty form of education, with funding, teachers that gave a living fuck, and disciples? that cared about their education and the power that knowledge could bestow upon them.