A/N: This is in texting format, since it's a gc of the Konoha 12 + Sai
Sakura: Guys, it's Valentine's Day!
You: Ugh, don't remind me
You: I'm just reminded of how lonely I am
Kiba: I'll help you not be lonely ;)
You: Uhh what's that noise?
You: OH!
You: Is that the sound of Kiba trying to leave the friendzone?
You: Get your ass back in the friend zone, Inuzuka
Sasuke: Damn, you just got friend zoned AND lastnamed
Kiba: Worth a shot
Ino: Why are you happy about it, billboard brow, aren't you alone too?
Sakura: Yeah, but Valentine's Day is the perfect day for someone to ask me out
Sakura: I know he's been waiting for the perfect moment!
Sakura: His dark onyx eyes... his ebony hair... that fierce gaze...
Sasuke: If you're talking about me I already have someone in mind
Sakura: Oh really? ;)
Sasuke: And it's not you.
You: Damn, not only did you get rejected, but you got a period at the end of the sentence
Sakura: Oh shut up, (y/n)
You: Ha! Never
Shikamaru: Why don't (y/n) and Sasuke just get together. They both responded in a similar way when the other friend zoned someone
Sakura: (y/n) wouldn't steal my man!
Sakura: Would you??
You: Idk maybe
Sasuke: Depends
You: On what?
Sasuke: On stuff
You: What stuff
Sasuke: Important stuff
You: Whats important
Sasuke: Stfu
You: no. Tell me. I'm curious and annoying
Sasuke: You. You're important
Kiba: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO SMOOTH
You: AKDJSKDJDKS WHAT THE FUCK
Naruto: ...I'm so confused
Neji: I just ignore this groupchat
Tenten: Awww, don't be like that, Neji
You: Can we go back to me and Sasuke. I'm confused
Sasuke: Whats there to be confused about? I wanna date you
You: Sure, why not?
You: I could do worse
Kiba: BAHAHAHA THATS HARDLY EVEN AN ACCEPTANCE
You: Oh what's that noise?
You: OH!
You: It's Kiba trying to make himself feel better for being sTUCK IN THE FRIENDZONE
Kiba: Fuck you
You: You wish
Kiba: Maybe I do
You: Well you'll never get to
Kiba: :(
Sasuke: Can we go, (y/n)?
You: No. I need to set up couples
Hinata: Umm (y/n)...
You: Don't worry Hinata, I know what you want
You: Hinata and Naruto. Go kiss
You: Sai and Ino, fuck each other
You: Tenten and Neji. Get married before Neji dies
Neji: What? I die?
You: Oops, pretend I didn't say anything ;))
You: Anyway...
You: Shikamaru, go fuck Temari
You: Yea, that's it for now
Sakura: Hey wait, what about me?!?
You: Oh uhh go with Lee
Hinata: I get to kiss... Naruto...
Hinata: Ahhh I'm gonna fai
Neji: Uhhh she just fainted. We were training together
Naruto: I'll come pick her up
Neji: Wait, Naruto!
Naruto has left the chat room
You: YES MY SHIPS
Sai: I saw my name mentioned, whats going on?
You: Go fuck Ino
Ino: Uhh wanna go on a date Sai?
Sai: Sure, I've always wanted to experience a date
Ino: Umm I'll meet you by the fountain then...
Sai: Of course
Ino has left the chat room
Sai has left the chat room
Sasuke: Can we go on a date, (y/n)?
You: YES. LETS GO
(Y/n) has left the chat room
(Y/n) has joined the chat room
You: Uhh where are we meeting?
Sasuke: Your place?
You: Great! See ya
Kiba: USE PROTECTION KIDS!
(Y/n) has left the chat room
Sasuke has left the chat room
YOU ARE READING
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