Basically the Konoho 12 drunk. (Script form cause I'm lazy af and tired)
Sasuke: I WANNA STEAL THE DECLARATION ON INDEPENDENCE
Sakura: *hits him on the head* NO TIME. WE GOTTA EAT LASAGNA
Naruto: I WANT LASAGNA
Sakura: Too bad you don't get get any!
Lee: Let's have lasagna at Tenten's house!
Tenten: I CANT THE PRESIDENT IS COMING OVER
Lee: Whats better than the president eating lasagna
Sasuke: Me eating lasagna
Neji: Since when are we eating lasagna
Naruto: Are you not drunk, Neji?
Neji: No, because I'm mature. Unlike all of you
Hinata: NARUTOOOOOO I LOVE YOUUUU
Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEE
Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOO
Kiba: Hinata got ignored. Hehe
Shino: I WANT A MOSS GREEN BUG
Kiba: I THINK I ATE ONE
Shino: *shoves his hands down Kiba's throat* GIMME
Shikamaru: Why is everyone like this?
Neji: I believe we are the only mature ones
Shikamaru: I can agree with you on that, Neji
Tenten: LIGHTEN UP BOTH OF YOU
Ino: *crying* Sasuke am I not pretty enough for you
Sasuke: I wanna marry the Declaration of Independence
Naruto: O.o I thought you wanted to steal it
Sasuke: 🎶 IM GONNA MARRY IT ANYWAY 🎶
Sakura: WHENS THE WEDDING. I NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO CRY
Sasuke: I dunno I gotta ask the declaration
Choji: CAN I EAT IT?
Sasuke: YOU CANT EAT MY HUSBAND
Naruto: WAIT SO ARE YOU THE WIFE?
Sasuke: Obviously what else would I be
Ino: isn't a wedding where someone dances in the centre and everyone throws money at them
Kina: No that's a strip-
Neji: WE NEED SOME HOLY WATER IN THIS PLACE
Hinata: Neji are you a stripper?
Neji: Why are you all like this
Tenten: NEJI IS A STRIPPER CANON CONFIRMED
Sasuke: *throws money at Neji* BE MY PERSONAL STRIPPER
Neji: I'm leaving
Sasuke: NUUUUUU MY PERSONAL STRIPPER...
Naruto: WAIT I WANT A STRIPPER
Hinata: I'll be your stripper
Sasuke: *dancing on a pole* Move over bitch I got here first
Sakura: SOMEBODY COME GET HER SHES DANCING LIKE A STRIPPERRRRRE
Naruto: *crying* I wanna fuck Gaara but hes the Kazekage and too busy for me
Naruto: WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS MARRIAGE GAARA
Gaara: I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO NARUTO
Shikamaru: Don't tell me you're drunk too, Gaara
Gaara: Uhhh no. Why? Are they drunk?
Naruto: *eyes widen and grabs onto Gaara* MARRY ME SEMPAI
Sasuke: YOU STOLE NARUTO FROM ME
Hinata: And you stole Naruto from me
Sakura: AND THE DECLARATION ON INDEPENDENCE STOLE SASUKE FROM ME
Sasuke: CHILL THE FUCK OUT EVERYONE I CAN MARRY ALL OF YOU
Temari: HAVE SOME ALCOHOL SHIKAMARU *forces alcohol down his throat*
Shikamaru: *gags*
Neji: Fuck now he's drunk too
Choji: I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY
Ino: HELL YEAHHHHH
Choji: I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABYYYYY
Sasuke: *crying on the ground* when they always say yee haw but they never ask haw yee
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Story Bonuses
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