1. It's okay to drink alone.
2. Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
3. In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
4. Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.
5. If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.
6. If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
7. Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.
8. An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
9. Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.
10. Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen.
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