The Babysitter

Care

"Ba ba ba ba." Wilford gurgled as he crawled around the kitchen floor, looking up at the counter to see the knife block.

Wilford grinned as he scaled the drawers of the counter, reaching for the knife block with his chubby hands.

"Hello?" A girl dressed in a black turtleneck and gray sweatpants called out as she walked inside with her arms filled with baby toys, her eyes blue eyes widening in fear when she saw Wilford.

"No no no no, that's not safe!" She cried as she dropped the toys and picked up Wilford as his hand brushed against the block, the baby crying as he fought to free himself from her arms.

The other babies were crawling around the living room looking at the stuff the girl had brought with her, Bing fascinated by a stuffed lion toy.

"Why do these people have so many kids, but nothing for them until now?" Elz wondered aloud as she glanced at the other babies, setting up the playpen and before putting Wilford and some toys inside.

"Good morning everyone." Anne yawned as she woke up, opening her eyes to see the babies gone.

"Shit!" Anne cursed as she scrambled out of bed and ran into the living room, tensing when she saw a pale girl dressed in a black turtleneck and gray sweatpants playing with the babies.

Google was speaking in some kind of baby language to Bing, the Jim twins were asleep next to each other on the couch, Wilford was put in a playpen filled with toys to distract him, and Dark was attempting to stand so he could leave the couch since the girl was focused on Bim.

She smiled as Bim played with her long purple hair with a giggle, her ice blue eyes turning to look at Anne.

"Hello, my name's Elzora, but I go by Elz. Mark and Amy sent me money to get stuff for the babies and hired me to come in so you can go home." The girl told Anne happily.

"You don't have to-"

"I made a promise to them, and I intend to keep it." Elz interrupted, holding Bim in her lap while Dark managed to stand on his feet, using the couch for support.

"Okay then, but I should tell you that there was this weird guy here earlier. I called the cops on him though, so it shouldn't be a problem. He has blue eyes and was wearing a cat mask, so if you see him, call the cops." Anne informed Elz as she walked to the door.

"Thanks, I'll take care of these cuties." Elz giggled as Dark patted her cheeks with his hands, Anne as Dark took a wobbly step after her.

"Ah mean, ooh goo." Wilford babbled, holding a baby blanket in his tiny fists as he crawled around the pen.

"Aw, who's mean?" Elz cooed as she stood up, Dark pouting as she picked Wilford up and rocked him in her arms.

"Ah mean," Wilford repeated, pointing at the door with the pale pink blanket still in his hands.

"Ooh goo." Wilford finished, poking her nose with a grin.

"She did seem to be kinda rude...it'll be okay, I'll get you guys some breakfast." Elz soothed the babies, putting Wilford back in the pen before going into the kitchen with some baby formula.

"Ah wan be nohmal!" Bing complained as he hugged the stuffed lion to his chest, Google snickering at him.

"Ah 'ost is 'ungry." The Host spoke up, Elz poking her head out of the kitchen with several baby bottles in hand 

"Breakfast will be ready soon." Elz assured the babies, filling the rest of the bottles before returning to the living room.

"Well, I guess it's more of a brunch really since it's one in the afternoon." Elz added.

"Alright, you first cutie." Elz grunted as she picked Dark up, smiling as he reached for the bottle.

Dark wrapped his hands around the bottle as Elz held it up, the dark haired baby's feet kicking out every once in awhile.

"You all look so similar to each other, the only way to tell you all sort of the different colored clothes." Elz remarked as she sat down on the couch, the Jim twins waking up to look at her.

Dark was dressed in a plain black onesie, Wilford had a pale pink onesie, one Jim twin had a red onesie, the other had a dark blue onesie, Google had a light blue onesie, Bing had an orange onesie, and Bim had a cyan onesie.

"Ya know, I never thought Mark's egos were really...real, much less babies." Elz added as Dark finished his bottle, Bim crying as Elz picked him up.

"Oh, you need a diaper change don't ya big guy?" Elz soothed Bim as she went into the bathroom to change his diaper.

Wilford whined as he hit the wall of the play pen with his fists, the Jim twins cooperating to find a way to free him.

"Wilford has to stay in there, otherwise he'll hurt himself." Elz chastised the twin gently as she returned, ushering the twins away from the pen.

"Ee nee Mahv." Google stated as Elz picked him up to feed him the formula, her blue eyes narrowing in confusion.

"Eee neee Mahv!" Google shouted in protest, shoving the bottle away from his mouth with his hands.

"Eee...we?" Elz translated, Google nodding in confirmation.

"Need...Marv? But who's Marv?" Elz replied, Google pulling the bottle into his mouth so he could eat.

Elz sighed as Google fell asleep in her arms, Elz feeding the rest of the egos before laying them all in Mark's bed so she could watch them nap before she too fell asleep.