Lena?! Where is my Super Suit?!

Super Suit

Kara had been ready to enjoy a nice, quiet evening in with Lena Luthor when life decided to throw a curveball at Kara. Kara had been right in the middle of walking over to the kitchen when something really, really, really, really big went thundering past the window. It looked like a giant, hungry, angry dragon. Suddenly, all thoughts of dinner had vanished out of Kara's mind.

"It's hero time!" she whispered to herself, then she turned right around and ran back to Lena's coat room. She threw open the doors and-! Nothing.

"LENA?!" Kara shouted, head still in the coat room.

"What?!" Lena shouted back from the kitchen

"Where's my super suit?!" Kara asked.

"WHAT?!" Lena repeated, louder, so Kara pulled her head out of the closet to shout down the hallway.

"WHERE?! IS?! MY?! SUPER?! SUIT?!"

Outside, the dragon had started to roar.

"I, uhhh, put it away!" Lena shouted back. Suddenly, a fireball exploded in the distance. Kara jumped, turning towards the window, and then back towards the kitchen where Lena was.

"Where?!" Kara shouted back. Another burst of flames in her peripheral.

"Why do you need to know?" Lena shouted back sassily.

By now, Kara had grown desperate. Leaving the closet altogether, the blond began to race through the other hallways of Lena's home, trying to figure out what "put it away" could possibly mean. Outside, the dragon was still rampaging.

"I need it!" Kara insisted as she tore through one of the other closets on Lena's ground floor. This one was only a supply closet. No super suit.

"Oh no! Uh-uh! Don't you think about going out to do your daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!" Lena shouted back angrily, but Kara was still madly searching the penthouse for her super suit.

"The public is in danger!" the blond tried to reason as she continued to search. It didn't work.

"My evening is in danger!" Lena shot back.

"You tell me where my suit is, Luthor!" Kara threatened, using Lena's last name in hopes that that might garner her some leverage in the argument. That idea didn't work either. "We are talking about the greater good!" she added, trying to appeal to Lena's strong sense of justice and looking after the little guy. For once, that didn't work either.

"Greater good?!" Lena instead scoffed. "I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!" and Kara could only roll her eyes in exasperation as she continued trying to find her super suit, Lena being of no use at all. Outside, the dragon was still going strong. Oh well. Maybe it wouldn't be all that bad? Or maybe the rest of the DEO could handle the dragon while Kara handled Lena? Or maybe Kara could call Alex quickly and have Alex help her out of this mess? Maybe bring her a new super suit on the way? Either way, it didn't seem like Lena was too keen on letting Kara off the hook to do superhero stuff, one way or the other. It was just your typical average day, being married to a Luthor!

AN: This has probably been done before, but I just wanted to write it out anyway, for the LOLZ. In a nutshell, Kara and Lena are married and living at Lena's big old fancy penthouse just outside the city limits.