When Sparks Fly

What's Christmas Without Frozen Men?

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Scientist frowned, "Ok, ok, spoil sport."

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"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way hmhmhmmm." Naruto sang as he entered the abandoned building. He went to the freezer and opened it revealing several frozen mutilated bodies hanging by meat hooks. "Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh hey hmhm hmm hmhm hmhmhmmm. That's a catchy song. I like it. Hey Scientist, what would you like for Christmas?"

"I would like citizenship in Cloud." Scientist smiled from inside their mind as Naruto made one carcass float off its hook and laid it on the floor.

"What a coincidence, so do I! Hey ... Scientist, this thing had legs, right?"

Scientist nodded, "It should've. Describe it."

"Pink hair ... green eyes ... female, but flat chested." Naruto described.

"Oh yes, the fashionnista who volunteered by trying to stab us with her stiletto ... hmm her legs should be on the middle shelf. The ones with the black high heels."

Naruto located the pair of severed legs, "Why did you nail the thing's shoes to its feet?" Naruto asked when he saw the nails going through the shoes and into the soles of the feet.

"Wouldn't want her to lose them. You know how females are about their footwear." Scientist stated. Naruto shrugged and placed the severed limbs on the corpse. He rested his hand on the pile and focused. Moments later Naruto and the corpse vanished and reappeared on the ledge of a chasm on the opposite side of town.

Naruto kicked the corpse and its limbs into the chasm, "I'm glad we discovered that theory on dimensions and tried to teleport like the yellow thing, but without seals. It makes disposal easier. So what else should we do before leaving."

"We finished locating and reading all the jutsu in the village, including clan jutsu. We left the academy. When they changed the clan heir status to Rin we were essentially disowned, so no worries there. We made an untraceable account and syphoned about 12 million yen into it. We finally agreed on a home in Cloud and can move in once we get there. Besides, finish cleaning out the freezer of volunteers and start writing our good riddance letter, we're done."

Naruto sighed peacefully and looked up at the cloudy sky and watched the snow fall, "Not much longer now."

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Naruto appeared out of thin air in the living room of the Namikaze compound. He knew they weren't around because they were shopping for presents. The blonde stretched and rubbed his muscles. Disposing bodies is hard work and he still had a few more to go. He went upstairs to his room and laid on his bed to sleep.

The blonde woke up to a loud purring noise next to his head. He opened his eyes and saw a little brown kitten rolling playfully next him, "Hey, kitty. How did you get in here?"

Naruto picked up the little ball of fur and took her downstairs.

"She seems to like us." The blonde said as the kitten nuzzled against him.

"I read somewhere that cats are sensitive to electricity, maybe that's why she likes us." Scientist mused.

Naruto shook his head, "Don't think so. If that were the case every cat in this village would be chasing us."

Voices coming from the kitchen made him stop half way down the stairs. He set the kitten down and tried to shoo it towards the kitchen. When that didn't work he took a deep breath and scooped up the cat.