When Sparks Fly

Snake, Extra Crispy

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D shut the door in their mind so Alt could be alone with his lovers, "Once we're out of here we don't have to see them again." He sipped a cup of tea as he wrote down what he wanted their fake death certificate to say.

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1 month later ...

A and his guards, Alt, Darui, Yugito, Killer Bee, Omoi and C, were approaching the gate of Konoha to watch the remaining round of the exams and with any luck, take Orochimaru's head.

'W.e don't like this" Alt sighed, he never wanted to see those heads again.

Yugito gave a sympathetic smile, "Frankly, Alt. No one here does, but it'll be over soon ... have you finished those papers?"

Alt grinned behind his mask, "Yep, we settled on a blood clot."

The Raikage nodded, "It's a classic. Did D finish the other records? You can't just hand them a death certificate and be done with it. They'll need papers for an entire life."

"Yeah, an entire life and death ... there they are." The blonde murmured as he saw Kushina and Minato.

A frowned, "Good luck." He said and Alt left to talk to the hokage and his wife.

Minato smiled as Alt approached, "Alt, it's good to see you. Please come with us to our home and join us for dinner."

Alt stiffened, "We don't think tha-"

Kushina grinned and grabbed the Cloud ninja, "No, you must join us and you can tell us everything you've found on Naruto. You can officially meet our daughter Rin. She's been wanting to thank you for protecting her in the Forest of Death."

The masked ninja froze as he was dragged away by the energetic redhead. No heard one D trying his best to keep Alt from hyperventilating ...

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"Would you like anything to drink as I get dinner started?" Kushina asked.

Alt shook his head, "No thank you." A cat mewed and went right up to Alt to rub against his legs. The mental blonde recognized the cat as that little brown kitten from when he was last here seven years ago.

The hokage sat down next to the Cloud ninja, "She likes you ... thank you again for doing this. Were you able to find anything?"

"Yes, everything from medical records to his job and even some info on his boyfriend-" *crash* Alt and Minato jumped as something fell in the kitchen.

Kushina ran out of the kitchen, "He has a boyfriend? Who? Are they happy?"

A sigh escaped the Cloud ninja's lips, but before he could say anything Rin bolted into the room, "Hi Mom, Hi Dad! What's for dinner?"

Minato frowned, "One minute, Rin. We're discussing your brother's boyfriend."

Rin's jaw dropped, "Huh? Naruto isn't gay-" She saw Alt. "YOU!"

Alt grunted as Rin threw herself at him and hugged him making D sigh, "Does anybody in this family understand the phrase 'personal space'?" He muttered deep inside their mind.

"Thank you for helping me back in the forest. Now what's this about brother? Did you find him? When will he be home?" The smaller red bounced around excitedly'

D twitched, "Just give them the stuff and leave, I'm getting a headache again."

(Fine, I'll hurry it up.) "Hokage-sama, as much as we'd like to stay we should return to the Raikage." The Cloud ninja handed over a file. "Here is everything ... and I am sorry ... excuse me."