Fuckformers Robots In Disguise

Deerly Beloved

@Zenyatta_the_squish Thunderhoof x deer-bot(?)! Reader lol like a deer like hoof. I like this. More furry metal bots Yes. You've given me to much power.

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You didn't like to frequent bars. Why head to a place to drink overly expensive high-grade, when you could do that at home for less credits.

And less drunk mecha flirting with you. Way less drunk mecha.

You don't know why you keep letting your friends keep convincing you to come. She always just leaves you at the bar after the first mech runs up and asks her to dance.

You grumbled around the high grade as yet another mech came up to you.

"So, you're have a partial pred-mode? Don't see that often." He chuckled

While it was true, you hated hearing it so much. It was like you were just some exotic toy everyone wanted to play with at least once.

Your short tail flicked a little, "'A suppose."

"Oooo and you've got the deer centric accent with it too." He chuckled, "Really gets my pistons pumping."

"Yous wants tah know wats gets myeh pistons goin'?" You hummed as he nodded eagerly, "Bein' left 'lone by the scumbag mech sittin' beside meh."

He promptly looked insulted and tried harder to seduce you, going so far as to touch your frame. You growled a little and shifted away. It was quickly stopped, not by you, but by a different deer-like mech that approached.

"Hello babe." He hummed pressing a kiss to your cheek

"Excuse me! We were talking!" The mech on your other side huffed

"Yeah? And nows yous ain't." He stated simply sliding an arm over your waist

He went to protest farther but was quickly shut up by the sharp menicing glare from the buck mech. He was quick to scurry away.

"Thank yous." You chuckled turning to look at the mech who "saved" you

"It's meh pleasure darlin'." He chuckled softly he offered you a servo, "Da names Thunderhoof."

You chuckled and took his servo in your own, "(y/n)"

He smiled and lifted your servo to gently kiss over your much more slender servo, "Nice tah see a beauty in a place like dis."

You blushed and chuckled, "Like Is haven't been told Dat a thousand times."

"Well Ism da first to means it." He declared

"Also heard Dat 'nother thousand." You chuckled taking a swig of your high grade

"Hows about... Is gets yous outta here and dos somethang Dat bots haven't done a thousand times?" He grinned a little

"Is might just 'Ave tah say yes."

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It ended up in sex, as expected. But by golly it was some of the best interface you've ever had.

"OH YEAH!~" you cried out as you arched as you were eagerly plowed into his kitchen island

"Dats it baby! Tell meh how good yous feel!~" he grunted

He kept his hard fast pace up making you arch and moan eagerly for him. He a felt so perfect for you, as though he was made for you. Or maybe it was just because you were finally being mounted by an actual buck.

Either way he had your overload fast approaching and a great feeling slamming into you. You cried out in bliss as you overloaded with a sharp arch of pleasure. He shouted as he slammed in and overloaded into you.

You panted and watched him with dimmed optics and a grin.

"One down, a thousand more to go." He chuckled