Lavinia Crones D. Raizel (A Noblesse Fanfic Story)

Size Does Matter

GUYSSSS IT'S BEEN TOO LONGGGGG. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS STORY.

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Lavinia's P.O.V

So today, in school, I learned about these so-called "penises". Apparently, unlike us girls, who have a black hole between our legs, guys had a dangly mushroom nestled within two eggs. 

No wonder Rai and the other guys always had a bulge there. I always thought that they had like a sock stuck there or something.

Curious to know more, I stole Frankie's computer from his room and typed in "penis".

Extremely disturbing images flooded the screen, searing themselves into my poor mind. 

There were also some ah, intimate videos showcasing the interaction between the black hole and the mushroom-egg stick.

By the end, my cheeks were aflame and my mind was foggy and tortured.

As I emerged from my room to find some snacks, Frankie walked past.

"Hey woman, my pelvis is still purple thanks to you," He glared.

"Is your mushroom big?"

Frankenstein's P.O.V.

"Is your mushroom big?" She questioned, cheeks rosy.

"What in the-?" I sputtered.

She couldn't be talking about that.

Right?

"They said the average is 4 inches. That's like, tiny as heck. My middle finger is almost that length," She speculated, examining said finger.

"Lavinia, what in the world have you been searching up?" 

"I found this thing called porn," She said, looking me in the eye.

"That's... nice," I responded, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"So is your mushroom longer than my middle finger?" 

Why in the world did she refer to my sacred entity as a "mushroom"?

"I'd rather not say," 

She scoffed.

"That means it probably isn't," Her eyes lit up. "Wait, lemme check,"

Wait what?

Lavinia's P.O.V.

In a flash, I reappeared in front of him, kneeling so that my eyes were on the same level as his mushroom.

Unzipping his pants, I realized that this was exactly what those horrid videos had shown. 

According to those, this is also the part where his mushroom-

Yep.

"Wow, it just got bigger!"

This seemed to snap Frankie out of his trance, shoving me away and disappearing down the hall.

Oh well, maybe next time.