Broken Bones and Toilets

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by WinterAngel135

by WinterAngel135

Lavinia's P.O.V.

After sacking Frankie, I felt refreshed and thoroughly embarrassed, though nobody seemed to catch on to that fact. I was still very angry with Frankie for calling me out in front of all those people. He is so insensitive! I sighed and dragged him by the collar of his suit into a room where there was a bowl of water with a hole and some of that mummy paper material. I needed to wake him up so I could make him apologize.

From experience, dunking people in water was the best idea. So I threw dunked his head into the bowl and waited for a response. Nothing, I was sure he would drown soon but I guess he deserved it. I stood up, exasperated, and I accidentally hit this lever. What happened next was the most hilarious thing I had ever witnessed.

His hair got sucked into the hole on the bottom, giving him an onion head like Regis, but not before it gave him a nice face wash.

Regis's P.O.V.

Lavinia had dragged Frankenstein into the washroom for reasons none of us could fathom and would rather not imagine. I always had the suspicion that she had never learned SexEd. Tao was the first to break the silence.

"Why do you think she took him into the washroom?" he asked.

We all shrugged.

Frankenstein's P.O.V.

I never thought egos could be popped so easily, and more fascinatingly, that they could go into the negatives. I woke to my precious hair being pulled, and quickly realized my head was in a toilet.

If I was feeling well, I would have immediately pulled my head out of there, but as the pain washed over me, I nearly fell unconscious again. But "thankfully" a slap to my already broken behind was enough to jolt me awake and as I rose up, only to squeak in pain. I hit my head on the seat of the toilet.

What the fudgy fudge fudge cakes is WRONG WITH THIS GIRL/LADY/ 2000+ YEAR OLD KID.

"Hey, hey you, wake up, this isn't no time to be sleeping" Lavinia said

I groaned.

Then suddenly the washroom door opened and Master walked in. The others were crowded right behind him.

Rai's P.O.V.

It was weird seeing such a powerful human being stuck in a toilet. I never really laughed because nothing was ever funny enough to blow away my troubles, but this, it was definitely a breathtaking scene.

I then realized it had already been half an hour when his bones were broken, and his regeneration should have definitely kicked in, and he definitely should have been able to get out of the situation.

Maybe pelvic bones did not apply to fast regeneration, or , perhaps he just enjoyed having his head in the toilet? Maybe I shall try it sometimes. Though the scene was starting to make me cringe and in my best efforts not to snort I asked,

"Lavinia, would it be alright if I borrowed him for a while?"

"But I just woke him up! Ugh, fine, if you make him apologize," She said.

I did not know for what she wanted him to apologize for, but I agreed.

"Sure,"

"Oh yeah, make him make me a cream pie alright?" She said.

"That too," I replied, though I had a good guess what she was going to do.

Thanks once again to my dear friend and saviour, 00Silverpearl00 for the beautiful storyline!!!