Cover art of me credit to @QueenMaximusAutopony
Ask or dare me anything. Just be sure to follow the rules, otherwise you will meet Glitch the alicorn. Okay? Okay! 100+ followers!
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*Sighs* But, I love visiting Ponyville and....Ack! Oh, well. A dare is a dare. Sweet Celestia, forgive me.
*Magically turns into Game Glitch and flies off*
Glitch: Now, where may Ponyville be? *Sees it dead ahead* Aha! I gotcha in my sights!
*She dives down towards it and lands with a powerful force, glitching up a small area where she landed*
Glitch: Ugh! I hate all these kindness and such. Too cringeworthy! *Looks around and shouts proudly* I now claim Ponyville as my own! Bow down before the new ruler!
*The Ponyville ponies looked at Glitch as if she was stupid*
Mayor Mare: Excuse me, Glitch. But as mayor of Ponyville, I cannot confirm nor deny you claiming Ponyville as your own. Therefore, it isn't yours. I am sorry, madam.
Random Pony: Pfft! We've been through dealing with Nightmare Moon. What makes you so different?
Glitch: *Gasp and growls* How dare you outwit yourselves against me! *Zaps the random pony*
Random Pony: *Starts glitching up and poofs away to the glitchie dimension*
Mayor Mare: Um..........
Other Ponies:.......*Screams and runs off*
Glitch: Heh! Well, that worked out quite nicely. Feels good to be bad.
*Magically brings back the random pony and flies off*
*Comes back to Everfree and changes back to normal*
*Shakes off the feeling of dizziness* Welp, Ponyville's gonna be freaked out for awhile. Heh, I was Glitch. But, cannot admit that. That's my dark secret that little to nopony knows.
