Philippines' Wattpad Stories Publishers Review

PARODY: Watt have you experienced?

NUMBER ONE:
Tinignan ko ang status bar at nakita ang logo ng Wattpad. Ay may notification ako!

Tinignan ko ang notification na iyon.

Aspiringauthorblah wrote on your message board:

Hi baka pwedeng basahin ninyo po itong kwento ko sabay attach ang link.

Ako naman, sige pagbigyan why not?

Bumungad sa akin ang hindi mawala-walang emoticon at emojis!

\(☆_____☆)/ Hi welcome to my story!

^______^ ang saya lang no? Pangpacute sa story ko!

^o^v 'Wag magalit kung may emoji kwento ko mas maganda!

First chapter:

"Sheeettt!".. ang gwapo ng boy!
Ano kaya pangalan niya!

Hay sana mapansin nya ako
Pano kaya ako magpapapansin sakanya?!

Ah! Lam ko na!

*takbo*

"ouch!"

Ayan na mapansin nya na ako sa wakas. Parang nakikita ko sa korean movie!!!

Dinilat ko ang mga mata ko.

-_____- wala na siya!

Hi pasensya na maikli tong chapter nawriters block ako kasi
Pasensya na kung may errors di ko inedit pah eh!

I don't need to point out all the errors for they are obvious.

Advice: Readers will come to you, you're not the one going to ask them. Hindi ka pulubi na nagmamalimos ng reads at votes.

NUMBER TWO:
Followers
There are some users who will simply message you kunwaring makikipagkaibigan well all I can say is, DON'T ENTERTAIN them.

Aba bihira na yata ngayon ang talagang pakikipagkaibigan ang motibo siguro 5%. They talk to you about this and that then hahanap siya ng point where he/she could ask you to follow him or her at ikaw naman since nakapalagayan mo na siya ng loob ifofollow mo then after that wala na tapos ang communication.

May new follower ka then may magmemessage sa'yo ito.
Ikaw naman itong magrereply at ang susunod niyang sasabihin, "Pwede po pafollowback?"

Be noble enough to turn down the offer by saying I don't do exchange of followers. Just unfollow me.

Advice: Like respect, a follow is earned not asked. You follow people because you admire them not because you want them to follow you back. Once again I'd like to remind you that you're not a beggar.

NUMBER THREE:
Book club, exchange votes etc.

May real account ako dito sa Wattpad na may madaming views and votes na dati. I never went to this method but out of curiosity on why these book clubs are so rampant that everyone is joining and so, I joined and para nga mailagay ko dito sa isinulat ko ngayong "Watt have you experienced? Kasawa na kasing pagusapan ang mga publisher lalo na yung isa na mag-iisang dekada na hindi pa rin nagbabago hay, let's go back to our topic.

20 votes each stories.
10 comments (Constructive Criticism ha!)

Creator of the book club:
"Bakit hindi ninyo maseryoso itong grupo natin? San kayo makahanap ng automatic supporters niyo, followers,  votes and comments sa stories niyo, tapos magbibigay pa ng honest critics. Sulit na sulit ang pagsali niyo pero anong ginagawa niyo? Walang committment and dedikasyon..."

I think the reason why is that ang habol lang nila ay yung votes. They don't care to read your stories. They think that exchanging votes would get them elsewhere. Nag-quit na ako noon pa. The only reason I joined anyway was to see how is it like to be in a book club and it only sent shivers down my spine.