Godly Love

Cat Scratch

Pov Dipper

Mabel was talking to Pyroncia over the phone for two hours now and I was in the kitchen painting. They were talking about school and makeup brands that they use.

I made dull smiles as I hear Mabel chuckling. I checked the time on my phone and it was one o'clock. I was painting a waterfall in watercolor and it was on a small canvas.

I heard a squeal which scared me very much. I hear footsteps and Mabel comes in the kitchen giggling.

"You almost gave me a heart attack," I said.
"Dipper face time with Pyroncia for a bit," Mabel said while handing me the phone.
"Okay," I said.
"I won't take that long," Mabel told me.

She hands me the phone and I smiled at Pyroncia.

"Hey P," I said.
"Hey Dipper," Pyroncia said.
"You two are so loud over the phone," I said.
"My bad," Pyroncia said, "We were very excited about our topic."
"Are you on someone's lap?" I said.
"My head is on someone's lap," Pyroncia said, "How can you tell it's a lap?"
"I saw one part move and not the other part so," I said.
"That makes sense, " she said.
"Who are you with anyway?" I asked.
"I'm with this one,"

She changes the camera view and it was Eight-ball in the most unflattering angle. I started to laugh and Pyroncia saw the angle too.

"That's the ugliest angle of Eight I've ever seen," Pyroncia said.
"Are you recording me?" Eight-ball asked.
"You're not being recorded Eight-ball," I said, "I'm on face time with Pyroncia and she just made the camera face you with the worse angle."
"Pyroncia," Eight-ball groaned.
"Gah! This is harassment!" Pyroncia kept laughing, "I do not consent!"

She dropped her phone and I knew she was being tickled. After a few seconds, I see Eight-ball grab the phone and changed the camera.

"Sup," Eight-ball said.
"Hey Eight-ball," I smiled.
"I feel abused!" Pyroncia said.
"Hahaha... So how's life?" I asked him, "Pretty good," Eight-ball said, "Just hanging out at the Cipher house."
"What are you doing Dipper?" Pyroncia asked.
"I'm painting with watercolor," I said.
"Oh, can I see it?" Eight-ball and Pyroncia asked.
"Sure," I said.

I showed them what I had so far and they told me it looked amazing. I smiled and said thank you, but then I hear a crashing sound in the background.

"What was that?" I asked.
"The cat dropped Will's phone," Eight-ball said.
"They have a cat?" I excitedly said.
"Remember that photo I showed you," Pyroncia said.
"Cutest little thing," I smiled.
"Eclipse!" Will yelled, "Give me back my phone."
"Mrow!"
"Run!" Keyhole said, "Don't let him get his phone!"
I chuckled, "That's so mean."

I see the phone go black all of a sudden and then I see Will.

"Hey Will," I smiled.
"Hey Dipper," Will said.
"How's the whole cat situation?" I asked.
"Eclipse likes Bill more than me so he's getting my phone," Will told me.
"That's nice of him," I said.
"I made Bill get me my phone," Will told me.
"At least your getting it back," I said.
"Are you doing anything today?" Will asked me.
"No, why?" I asked.
"It's nothing bad," Will said.
"I know because then you have this adorable angry face," I said.
"You have it too," Will said.
"We only have it because we're the innocent ones in the group," I said.
"True," Will said.
"Very," I said.
"Anyway, do you wanna come over?" Will said.
"Sure," I said.
"I want a decent conversation that doesn't change to dirty joke within a minute inside it," Will said.
"I'm your guy," I said.
"I'm back!" Mabel smiled.
"We're going to Will's house," I said.
"Alright let's go!" Mabel said.
"It's hot outside!" Paci-fire yelled through the phone.
"Alright," We both said.