Marvel Preferences!

You go out on a date

Actually, you get drunk not go out on a date

Peter Parker/ Spiderman: you are WAYYYYYY too young to put that crap in your body.
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Tony Stark/Iron Man: you're a crazy drunk. You are a daredevil and take HIGH risk that usually causes injury or great stories. It drives Tony insane because usually he is drunk too and can't protect you.
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Steve Rogers/ Captain America: you're a happy drunk. You'll see a loaf of bread and randomly scream "YASSSSS I LOVE BREAD!"
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Thor: you're a goofy drunk. You laugh at EVERYTHING and it's entertaining for Thor.
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Loki: you're that drunk.

"Loki Woki!" You scream from another room, "I wanna play Choki with you!"
Loki shakes his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Oh, bother. She's drunk again."
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Dr. Steven Strange: you're an honest drunk. You've told Strange the things you've never told a soul before and when he asks about himself to you, he usually doesn't like the answers.
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Sam Wilson: you're an aggressive drunk. You get physical and angry. If Sam tries to take your drink away, you swing at him.

"Oh hell nah! Your ass did not just swing at me." Sam says angrily.
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King T'Challa/ Black Panther: the queen does not indulge in activities that can overpower her conscious state.
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Peter Quill: you're a sick drink. One shot and you're hunched over and vomiting everything up.
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Clint Barton: you're a sad drunk. You will be crying over your empty bottle then you'll be crying over Cinderella's shoe that fell off even though it was supposed to fit perfectly.

"Clint, The fairy godmother is a two faced liar!"
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Bucky Barnes: Bucky somehow always has you pregnant so you don't get drunk (I ran out of ideas, I am so sorry!).
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Dr. Bruce Banner: you're a sleepy drunk. One glass of wine and you're ready for bed.
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