In which V made some weed brownies and joonie eats all of them by accident
-------------------Joonie sat in the couch enjoying his last brownie that was left
After finishing all six brownies he started getting this fuzzy feeling in his stomach
His face started tingling
And his eyes were bloodshot red
Soon tae was the first to come down the stairs and as he saw joons state he began to panic
Tae- aww fuck hyung!! Why did you eat those
Joon bursted into a fit of giggles
Joonie- tae they were s-so gooodddd
Tae paced back in forth in nervousness, but he then began to laugh at the comments joonie would make
Joon- Tae do you see all those little crabs over there *giggles*
Tae began to chuckle and called all the boys down
Soon the boys bursted in laughter at their joonies clueless actions that left him in his state
Joon- guys lookie do you see da crabs dancing *squeals*
Kook- *recording joonie*
Yoon- oh shit what are we gonna do with our baby huh?
Joon- oh shiittt kookieee watch outtt da crab is coming for chuuu!!!
Kookie- is that so?
Joon- *giggles* yessss and hobi hyungie da crab is tryna come for your dancing skills
Hobi- he can't beat me tho can he
Joon- nuuuu he can't beat hobi hyungie!!! *giggles*
Tae tae- ok guys I'mma take him to the room now
Tae then lifted joonie up with ease and carried him to his room as joonie squeals and kicks at nothing
After placing joonie on the bed Tae tries to go change his clothes
Joon- Tae Tae don't leave meeeee
Tae- I'll be back baby
Joonie- *blushes and giggles* I like Tae Tae!!
Tae- ohhh? In what way baby
Joonie- like dis *makes kissy faces*
Tae- *chuckles* me too baby, so does that mean I can kiss you
Joonie- yeah but not right now because the crabs are watching sooo shhhhh
Tae- ok baby haha
Joonie- I like others toooo but Tae Tae isss joonies favorite *more giggles 🤣*
Tae- I'm happy baby, but you should rest huh?
Joon- okieee but don't let da crabssss get meeee
Tae- anything for you baby, and Tae Tae will always protect you
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BOTTOM NAMJOON - IMAGINES/ONESHOTS
FanfictionWhat it says in the title. All bottom namjoon lovers this is the place to be.