The lonely little dolphin

The story!

One day when chris was walking along the beach he heard an oddly high pitched voice. "I'm a loooneeely little dolphin" the voice said. Chris looked around for awhile and realized that the voice came from the ocean.

"what the hell...?" Chris wondered to himself aloud. It turned out that there really WAS a dolphin and it really was alone. Chris took off his shirt and tossed it on the ground. "you don't have to be lonely anymore little dolphin!" Chris said to the dolphin. The dolphin repeated its phrase but added something else to the end of it. "I'm a loneeely little dolphin in a seaaa of sadness." the dolphin said in a hushed tone. Chris waded in the semi-deep water and looked at the dolphin with a puzzled expression. "Your not alone anymore, didn't I just say that?" Chris asked the dolphin. What happened next surprised Chris. "I'm a loneeely little dolphin in a seaaa of sadness; Wanna watch some porpoise porn?!?" the dolphin said. Chris's eyes widened and he began to laugh. The dolphin looked directly at Chris. "There's a reason this is called a sea of sadness; There's a reason why I'm such a lonely little dolphin..." the dolphin said eerily. Chris laughed even harder and realized he couldn't stop laughing. All the oxygen being used up by Chris's laughing left his muscles with nothing. Chris could no longer move and he began to sink under the water slowly. Only moments before Chris's mouth went under water he realized that the ocean was crystal clear like the carribean. He realized why this was a sea of sadness and why the dolphin was so lonely. There was an innumerable amount of corpses at the ocean floor. Chris laughed and laughed, but he never stopped. Chris no longer wondered why the dolphin was so lonely or why this was a sea of sadness, yet, he wouldn't live long enough to tell the tale....