SWEET WISHES

jordan the bff :

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

okay you idiot, i just realized that
your birthday is a few days
before our friendship-anniversary
thing, so consider this as
a part one
(': fentyways ( username idea goals
or sum ) i just wanted to say
congratulations
on surviving a whole year once
again. ngl, you have grown a lot,
and i'm really fucking proud
of you for doing
so. a shit ton of people have
let you down, you've made
new friends, you've fallen in
love, and i'm happy to see you
move past all the negative shit
in your life.
i was there to see you
glo up, along with
seeing some other people
watching you become
the amazing person
you are today.

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

also, i wanna thank you for
letting me love tf
outta val, i really do.
i haven't properly thanked you
about it, and now that i am,
i see that this b a shitty
ass thank you but it's okay?
i guess it's okay, bc you my bsf,
and everything i do
be okay with you as long as it's legal
or sum 😔✋
my girlfriend is one of the best
people i know, and
imma die if something happened to
my baby. on god, that woman
be my fucking everything. like,
you know how you got the love
of your life? alr, well i got
mine, and ion plan
on letting her go at any point
in time.

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

ngl, one of your best moments
was this:

this was for brandon ((': even
though you said you were joking,
everybody knows that
your ass really thankful
for that dick (:< js
ngl, y'all relationship really
made me wanna experience
that type of stuff.
like damn, y'all really
found y'all way back to each
other. but me and val's
relationship is way better,
so ha.
but seriously, you really listened
when i said to not
let that mf go ((': gracias

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

our friendship is special
to me, idk if you knew that.
on god, i would choose
this friendship ( and
my relationship ) over
anything in this
entire fucking world.
you and val are my
rocks (?), even though
y'all just go
yeet outta nowhere
and disappear ((':
goals, ain't it?
but i can't be the one to
say shit, so imma
just stop talking bout
it.

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

are calls even allowed
from another country?
idk, but
we finna find out zaenag 💅🏽😌✋
( i'm tryna decode the
'i have to laugh'
meme, if you didn't know.
pendeja. ) pero like,
try not to fucking call me
during school because
imma be testing, teehee.
tryna ace my english
exam 🥵 ya know?
imma answer before or after
school, but remember this:
imma be awake at four am,
and imma be on my
phone at like eleven pm.
even though this
coming out after my
birthday, you gotta
prepare yourself
for next year, mf.

💸* : ﾟ･ฅ♡

lmao, i can't wait
until this is published ((':
i'm just tryna
make your stupid ass
smile for once 😔
fentyways, i hope
you enjoy this shit,
along with your birthday!
also thank the one
who came up with this idea ((':
oh! and i also wish you
some consensual sex
later on in life- your choice.
alr bye. 💸🍃♡