hi vienna
or malia
or whatever your name is today. you'll always be zaynab / zayzay / soccer mom karen / barf hideous / ugly ass bitch to me.
you grew a year older today hoe. how does that feel? must suck to be an old grandma. can't relate!
first of all,
happy birthday zay. i hope you're enjoying your birthday. how much did you eat??? i hope you got a lot of birthday gifts & wishes.
okok so i honestly suck at paragraphs ( you know that ) but let's start off with ;
you changed my life bru. like i ain't joking or anything buh since we both became friends i can see some positive changes in me. for example, i started to care more and feel sad less. that's kudos to you uwu. ( gross why did i do that )
one of the things i love about you is your energy. i don't know how you do it buh even your presence can spice things up??????? that's such a weird way to say it but even you jus being here for me gives me a sense of comfort and happiness. i love your voice note rants, you telling me how much you hate your teachers or you cursing out people for eating your chips ( it's FRIES SMH )
i also love your accent ( this isn't a weird thing to say right????? ) . especially when you say sod off + blimey. it's so cute wtf.
thirdly, your heart. you own such a big heart. you actually try to understand someone else's problems / situation. and when asked to give advice, you don't tell people what they want to hear, you're pretty genuine about it. you aren't shy or afraid to show someone your affection, and you always make sure that the people you care about knows that they are loved.
i honestly wouldn't want anyone else to call stupid or fat. or dumb. i wouldn't want to laugh about a pregnant male with somebody else.
thank you. for being a literal angel. thank you for the hours you spent keeping up with my bullshit. thank you for being emo with me. thank you for always being ready to slap a bitch that messes with me. thank you for the times we both shade our exes. thank you for caring. thank you for loving.thank you for all the advices you gave. thank you for catching me whenever i fall. thank you for simply being around whenever i want to tell a stupid joke or if i want to cuss out my stupid brother. thank you, for being a friend.
stay halal,
zane.
p/s,
i'll make up for this vv trash para w a playlist or a handwritten note.
