1. yo mama teeth are so yellow,traffic slows down when she smiles.
2. yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was was a prince.
3. Yo mama is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says... to be continue
4. yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
5. yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio.
6. yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake an layaway.
7. yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
8. yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
9. yo mama is so fat, her belly button has an echo.
10. yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the tv you miss twenty minutes of you show.
11. yo mama is so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
12. yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
13. yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on she says "hey who turned of the heater?"
14. yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthadotist to get Bluetooth.
15. yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
16. yo mama is so thin she turned sideways and disappeared
17.yo mama is so fat she went up in space and nasa said we found a new planet.
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