The story of the lord luigi

Chikorita and Aron

After Adam and eve were executed from thy land they had two kids, chikorita and aron. One day they decided to offer gifts to thy green lord. 

Luigi however, knew that aron had a kind heart. he would do no sin. no lies. no bad luigi fanfictions or art. he was good boi. he prayed.

 CHikorita however, did bad. He strongly hated aron because he was jealous of his relationship with the lord. But he never actually did anything wrong. The next day they went out to get gifts. Chikorita gave the lord, pokeballs. And aron gave a golden mushroom.

Luigi loved the golden mushroom, but not the pokeballs. they were tainted with badness, they were also useless because where he lives, theres no pokemon. Chikorita was furious. he decided to kill aron. 

He killed. Luigi was very sad. very sad. more sad than when pregnant luigi was a trend. This was a sin. NEVER MAKE THY LORD SAD. so chikorita was executed from thy land.