One day doctor Mario was busy praying. "Thank you lord Luigi... wait.. you want me to save the world by putting all creatures that live in the mushroom kingdom by putting them on an ark?" He was perplexed.
He looked out his hut and saw link and Samus fighting. he saw Bayonetta and snake trying to shoot each other. He also saw Pichu and pit, cursing and using thy lord's name in vain. (OH MY LUIGI!) Dr.Mario realized that his village was very unholy. They didn't pray. They were disrespectful. It was awful. He closed his eyes and continued to pray to luigi.
"I will flood this planet because i accidentally fell off of big battlefield, and i could not recover. Please save: Mario,Peach,Daisy,Rosalina, Yoshi and yourself. and please save thy creatures of the village." Dr.Mario knew what he had to do.
He went and collected all the creatures of the kingdom. Male and Females. He collected goombas,pirahna plants,koopa's, and many more. Soon he collected them all.
The next day he constructed an ark. It was starting to rain. He knew he had to finish quick, so he called kamek to help. "Dear kamek, please use your wand to finish my ark and thy lord will spare your sole." Kamek agreed and he built it.
The day after that, it rained harder. The flood was coming. SO he borded all of the creatures. he also borded his family. And they were off.
The day after that it was the great flood. Everyone was safe on the boat, except not dr.marios family and the creatures.
he looked out sadly. He could see lucas drifting away. he could see sonic and the inkling twins having panic attacks because of the water. he could see pit, trying to fly away, Kirby drinking so much water that he could explode, and more. Only greninja and squirtle were okay. Dr.mario was glad that those two would be fine.
After 10000000 days the flood was over and there was a rainbow.
"LEt the rainbow represent happiness and prosperity and we shall all remember it as a gift from thy lord.." Dr.mario whispered as he saw the beautiful rainbow.
"That is.. Until the homosexuals come.."
*COUGH MATTHEW* -_-
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The story of the lord luigi
SpiritualThis is the story of the lord and savior Luigi. this is also the start of luigism.
